New Sex Study
New Sex Study...
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
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It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
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That sounds about right. 0 -
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Welcome back!!!
Always great to hear about your sex life.
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Speak for yourself son. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
Welcome back!!!
Always great to hear about your sex life.
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You forget I am a divorced single parent!
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ARF.... ARF... ARF... ARF... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
Welcome back!!!
Always great to hear about your sex life.
[;)][;)][;)]
You forget I am a divorced single parent!
WHAT SEX LIFE?
Rosie and her 5 sisters?0 -
I work too much to get on here much anymore but good to see you posting again. Seems half of the recent topics as of late had to do with your absence. 0 -
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The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
and in most cases
social security sex
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hey welcome back git_r_done 0 -
I can definately agree with that one gonna be 6 years for me this christmas. 0 -
You seem to have forgoten gov. sex this is where they screw you all the time.[:o)][:o)] 0 -
I just told the old lady that she has to feed the dog or the dog will find a new place to eat.
I am still walking funny............0 -
Welcome back Kevin! [:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen
Been married 15 years, still on step two
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Welcome back Git_r_done. where in the world have you been.[;)][:D] 0 -
Do you know what Canadians do it doggy style?
So they can both watch the hockey game....[:D]
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