Wives Missing at Wal-Mart
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." [:D]
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." [:D]
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I'm banned from WalMart. [:(!]
A pretty lady walked by me wearing a tag that read "Pet Department Manager". So I did. [:p]0 -
Two guys are sitting in a hotel lobby
Guy 1 say I no a bar where happy hour it starts at 4p to 7p an the drinks are half price
Guy 2 says I no a bar where happy hour stats at 4 to 8p an the drinks are half price.
Thrid guy say I no a bar where the drinks are free all night long an you get a free sex.
Guy 1 an 2 says where's that one.
Guy 3 stays well I am not sure I'll have to call my wife she goes there.0 -
I like that one better than mine. [:D] 0
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