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  • buschmaster
    o-k! tell me you didn't sell off all your ozzy records...
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  • Colonel Plink
    Remember, drinking killed Poe.
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  • Warpig883
    I like it. Here is one for you.

    Advice is like snow
    the softer it falls,
    the longer it dwells upon,
    the deeper it sinks into the mind.
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  • Aspen79se
    Wow, literature on Gunbroker. I am amazed.
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  • tobefree
    More Poe....
    Gaily bedight,
    A gallant knight,
    In sunshine and in shadow,
    Had journeyed long,
    Singing a song,
    In search of Eldorado.

    But he grew old-
    This knight so bold-
    And o'er his heart a shadow
    Fell as he found
    No spot of ground
    That looked like Eldorado.

    And, as his strength
    Failed him at length,
    He met a pilgrim shadow-
    "Shadow," said he,
    "Where can it be-
    This land of Eldorado?"

    "Over the Mountains
    Of the Moon,
    Down the Valley of the Shadow,
    Ride, boldly ride,"
    The shade replied-
    "If you seek for Eldorado!"

    Or was it James Caan and the Duke????
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  • buschmaster
    In days of old
    When knights were bold
    And toilets weren't yet invented
    They left their load
    Upon the road
    Happy, and contented

    (anonymous)
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  • steeltoe1978
    There once were two girls from Birmingham
    And this is the story concerning them
    They lifted the frock, and tickled the c---
    Of the Bishop that was confirming them.

    But the Bishop, he was no fool
    He came from an Old English school
    He pulled down his britches
    And f
    those two b
    With his mighty Episcopal tool.

    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • He Dog
    Hear the sledges with the bells-
    Silver bells!
    What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
    How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
    In the icy air of night!
    While the stars that oversprinkle
    All the heavens, seem to twinkle
    With a crystalline delight;
    Keeping time, time, time,
    In a sort of Runic rhyme,
    To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
    From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
    Bells, bells, bells-
    From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.

    Hear the mellow wedding bells,
    Golden bells!
    What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
    Through the balmy air of night
    How they ring out their delight!
    From the molten-golden notes,
    And an in tune,
    What a liquid ditty floats
    To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats
    On the moon!
    Oh, from out the sounding cells,
    What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
    How it swells!
    How it dwells
    On the Future! how it tells
    Of the rapture that impels
    To the swinging and the ringing
    Of the bells, bells, bells,
    Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
    Bells, bells, bells-
    To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!

    Hear the loud alarum bells-
    Brazen bells!
    What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
    In the startled ear of night
    How they scream out their affright!
    Too much horrified to speak,
    They can only shriek, shriek,
    Out of tune,
    In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
    In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
    Leaping higher, higher, higher,
    With a desperate desire,
    And a resolute endeavor,
    Now- now to sit or never,
    By the side of the pale-faced moon.
    Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
    What a tale their terror tells
    Of Despair!
    How they clang, and clash, and roar!
    What a horror they outpour
    On the bosom of the palpitating air!
    Yet the ear it fully knows,
    By the twanging,
    And the clanging,
    How the danger ebbs and flows:
    Yet the ear distinctly tells,
    In the jangling,
    And the wrangling,
    How the danger sinks and swells,
    By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells-
    Of the bells-
    Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
    Bells, bells, bells-
    In the clamor and the clangor of the bells!

    Hear the tolling of the bells-
    Iron Bells!
    What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
    In the silence of the night,
    How we shiver with affright
    At the melancholy menace of their tone!
    For every sound that floats
    From the rust within their throats
    Is a groan.
    And the people- ah, the people-
    They that dwell up in the steeple,
    All Alone
    And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
    In that muffled monotone,
    Feel a glory in so rolling
    On the human heart a stone-
    They are neither man nor woman-
    They are neither brute nor human-
    They are Ghouls:
    And their king it is who tolls;
    And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
    Rolls
    A paean from the bells!
    And his merry bosom swells
    With the paean of the bells!
    And he dances, and he yells;
    Keeping time, time, time,
    In a sort of Runic rhyme,
    To the paean of the bells-
    Of the bells:
    Keeping time, time, time,
    In a sort of Runic rhyme,
    To the throbbing of the bells-
    Of the bells, bells, bells-
    To the sobbing of the bells;
    Keeping time, time, time,
    As he knells, knells, knells,
    In a happy Runic rhyme,
    To the rolling of the bells-
    Of the bells, bells, bells:
    To the tolling of the bells,
    Of the bells, bells, bells, bells-
    Bells, bells, bells-
    To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.
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  • He Dog
    Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
    By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
    Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
    Quoth the raven, `How the Hell should I know?'
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  • Warpig883
    Like one, that on a lonesome road Doth walk in fear and dread, And having once turned round, walks on, And turns no more his head; Because he knows a frightful fiend Doth close behind him tread.
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by Aspen79se
    Wow, literature on Gunbroker. I am amazed.


    Yep, we are as cultured as American Cheese..
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  • mrseatle
    The Barren, windswept interior of the Antarctic Plateau was lifeless - or so the expedition from Miskatonic University thought...until they found the strange fossils of unheard-of creatures...and the carved stones tens of millions of years old...and, finally, the mind-blasting terror of the City of the Old Ones...
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  • He Dog
    Cthulu?
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  • buschmaster
    there once was a barmaid at yale
    on her bosoms wrote prices of ale
    and on her behind
    for the sake of the blind
    was the same information in braille!

    check this out:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lecherous_Limericks
    I had that book once.

    there once was a girl named jenny
    (yum yum)
    her (forgot) and talents were plenty
    (yum yum)
    the sight of her b**bs
    and the taste of her p*bes
    seemed to herald the coming milenni-
    (yum yum)

    (asimov)
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    there once was a barmaid at yale
    on her bosoms wrote prices of ale
    and on her behind
    for the sake of the blind
    was the same information in braille!

    check this out:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lecherous_Limericks
    I had that book once.

    there once was a girl named jenny
    (yum yum)
    her (forgot) and talents were plenty
    (yum yum)
    the sight of her b**bs
    and the taste of her p*bes
    seemed to herald the coming milenni-
    (yum yum)

    (asimov)


    [:D]
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  • mrseatle
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Cthulu?


    they were room-mates once, poe and lovecraft.
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  • He Dog
    There was an old hermit named Dave
    Who kept a dead wh--e in a a cave.
    Said Dave, "I'll admit, I a bit of a s---,
    but think of the money I save.

    Some years ago a grad student at UC observed a male kangaroo rat trying to copulate with a road killed female kangaroo rat. He published a note on the behavior entitled: An observation of Davian behavior in the Kangaroo Rat Dipodomeys ordi.
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  • Jorge
    "I'm Just a gigolo
    everywhere I go
    people know the part
    I'm playing

    Paid for every dance
    selling each romance
    Oh what their saying

    There will come a day
    And youth will pass away
    What will they say about me

    When the end comes I know
    they'll say just a gigolo
    Life goes on without me

    I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go
    people know the part I'm playing
    paid for every dance
    starting each romance
    oh what their saying

    And there will come a day
    And youth will pass away
    What will they say about me

    When the end comes I know
    They'll say just a gigalo
    Life goes on without me

    Cause I aint got nobody
    oh and theres nobody cares for me
    theres nobody cares for me

    I'm so sad and lonely
    sad and lonely sad and lonely
    Won't some sweet mamma
    come and take a chance with me
    cause I aint so bad

    And I'll sing out, sweet love songs
    All of the time
    She will only be, only be
    Bip bozadee bodzee bop le bop

    I aint got nobody
    oh and theres nobody cares for me
    theres nobody cares for me

    Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
    hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

    I ain't got nobody, nobody,
    nobody cares for me
    Nobody , theres nobody cares for me
    I'm so sad and lonely,
    oh lonely, oh lonely, lonely lonely

    Won't some sweet mama come and rescue me
    cause I aint so bad

    And I'll sing out
    sweet love songs
    all of the time
    she will only be, only, only, only only be
    baby, sugar darling

    I aint got nobody baby
    And there's nobody, there's nobody
    there's nobody theres nobody
    there's no one, there's no one
    nobody, nobody, nobody
    nobody cares for me." [:I][:I][:I]

    quote:Originally posted by tobefree

    Yep, we are as cultured as American Cheese..
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  • 218Beekeep
    quote:Originally posted by steeltoe1978
    There once were two girls from Birmingham
    And this is the story concerning them
    They lifted the frock, and tickled the c---
    Of the Bishop that was confirming them.

    But the Bishop, he was no fool
    He came from an Old English school
    He pulled down his britches
    And f
    those two b
    With his mighty Episcopal tool.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Stop it,my belly hurts
    was it that funny,

    or is it the bliss
    brought on by the

    combination of
    dilaudid and xanax

    .218
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