Men's Shoes

A woman went into a bar and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on
a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if
was
true what they say about men with big feet.

The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little
lady. Why don't you come
over to the barracks and let me prove it to
you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she
spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm
real flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before."

Don't be flattered...take the money and buy
yourself boots that fit." [:D]

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