Crisco

ATF

January 21, 2007 19:42

a little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
>>> Crisco,
>>> Crissssssscoooo!'
>>>
>>> Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is
>>> in aisle 3.'
>>>
>>> The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm
>>> calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'
>>>
>>> The clerk is astonished.
>>>
>>> 'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
>>>
>>> The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're
>>> out in public.'
>>>
>>> 'I see,' said the clerk.
>>>
>>> 'What do you call her at home?'
>>>
>>> 'Lard ars.'

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  ATF

  January 21, 2007 19:42

  Posted this on an earlier topic but thought some of you might have missed it!
  There was an old guy wandering around the
  supermarket calling out,
  "Crisco,
  Crisssssssco!"
  
  Soon a store clerk approached. "Sir, the
  Crisco is in aisle D."
  
  The old gentleman replied, "Oh, I'm not
  looking for the cooking
  stuff, I am calling my wife."
  
  "Your wife's name is Crisco?"
  
  The old man answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I
  only call her that when we're out in public."
  
  "Well, what do you call her when you are at home?"
  
  "Lard ass."
  
  
  
  
  
  " Striving to preserve the right to keep and bear arms"

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  ATF

  January 21, 2007 19:42

  An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
  "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
  
  Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is in
  aisle D."
  
  
  The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband."
  
  
  The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?"
  
  
  The old lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when
  we're out in public."
  
  
  I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?"
  
  
  "Lard ass." [:o)]
  
  
  
  volenti non fit injuria

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  ATF

  January 21, 2007 19:42

  Crisco
  
  A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crisssssssco.
  
  Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Sir, the Crisco is on aisle 3. The old guy replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife, she's in here somewhere"
  
  The clerk is astonished. "Your wife's name is Crisco?"
  
  The old guy answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public."
  
  "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call her at home?"
  
  "Lard Ass."[:D]

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  ATF

  January 21, 2007 19:42

  A man is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisco!"
  
  Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3."
  
  The man replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere."
  
  The clerk is astonished and asks, "Your wife's name is Crisco?"
  
  The man answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public."
  
  "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call her at home?"
  
  "Lard ass..."

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