Northern funny 4 today
The "Crabby" Wife ..
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> The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
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> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
> "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
> The troopers looked at each other.
> One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?
> " Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
> The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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> The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
>
> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
> "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
> The troopers looked at each other.
> One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?
> " Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
> The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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I have seen this before but its still funny.[:D][:D] 0 -
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All joking aside when i was 12 one of my Aunts was killed in a car wreck. her car was found upside down in a small creek 3 or 4 days after she was missed.she was inside dead. crawfish had started eating on her. 0
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