CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When
on
the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver, and he
had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he
had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
this: When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She
sat down under
a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned."
"Then she
moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce
the swelling',
and I had to smile." "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said, 'William's
Big Stick did the trick,' and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT,
your Honor, when
she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear
Rubber could have
prevented this accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When
on
the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver, and he
had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he
had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
this: When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She
sat down under
a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned."
"Then she
moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce
the swelling',
and I had to smile." "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said, 'William's
Big Stick did the trick,' and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT,
your Honor, when
she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear
Rubber could have
prevented this accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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