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The differences between women and men

dheffley
We all look at those differences everyday. Sometimes the women are correct, sometimes the men.

A few weeks back, we rescued a dog from the animal shelter and brought him here to live with our other two dogs. He was smaller in size, but agressive as heck. Sandy's (the woman way of thinking) idea was to constantly keep them seperated and stop their little snapping fights. It was an ongoing, minute by minute thing, and it got old quick.

She's in New York for a week, and I (the man way of thinking) see things differently. I started out keeping them seperated, because that's what she wanted. I grew tired of it real quick. Shorty, the new small dog is the one who always starts the fights. Yesterday, all day long, I let him start the fights, and I let the other two finish them. No blood, just the other two dogs putting him on the ground and a lot of growling and posturing.

Today, they are all laying on the couch together with no growls or anything. Reminded me of when my father put my brother and I in the front yard and told us to get it over with.

It works!
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  • Gregor62
    I agree. We had a similar situation with an older Weimeriener. A death in the family sent a young shepard into his domain. Constant fighting took place, and we did the same thing trying to keep them separated. Eventually giving up and let them take care of it. Sad for us to watch our old Weimer gave in to the new younger and stronger king.
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  • bigcitybill
    Reminds me of Phys. Ed. class at my junior high school. Combatants were gloved, tied to each other at the waist and closed in an empty room until both were ready to come out peacefully.

    John Nance Garner Middle School, San Antonio, Texas 1974
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  • Gregor62
    Gotta bring this back up. When men drink, we are pretty much gonna eat ANYTHING we didn't, or don't have to cook, like pig hocks, pickled eggs, really hot stuff,(definately remembered the next day), maybe some stuff you don't tell about. The women went to the store awhile ago,they have both had just enough booze to make one of the teenagers drive. The wife comes in with a jar of pickled...........shrimp. GAG!!! The color alone makes me want to go sit on the john.
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  • jimdeere
    Dogs are a lot easier to figure out than wimmen. Also, dogs get out of the way when you kick 'em.[8D]
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  • guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Dogs are a lot easier to figure out than wimmen. Also, dogs get out of the way when you kick 'em.[8D]


    ....and if women could lick themselves, they wouldn't need us.[}:)]
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  • Gregor62
    Can I watch?????
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  • Tailgunner1954
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Dogs are a lot easier to figure out than wimmen. Also, dogs get out of the way when you kick 'em.[8D]


    ....and if women could lick themselves, they wouldn't need us.[}:)]


    But if men could teach sheep to cook, we wouldn't need women [}:)]
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  • guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Tailgunner1954
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Dogs are a lot easier to figure out than wimmen. Also, dogs get out of the way when you kick 'em.[8D]


    ....and if women could lick themselves, they wouldn't need us.[}:)]


    But if men could teach sheep to cook, we wouldn't need women [}:)]


    ....and the hair dresser bills would be less.....
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  • victorlvlb
    Thats a great idea , I wonder why they don't try it out in are prisons.[:D][:D]I wonder how long a kennel would stay in business, if they had one big yard for all the animals they care for?
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  • mrseatle
    The women are the Virgin Souls[}:)]
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  • slipgate
    Women treat the symptoms, men treat the problem. Look at how women live, this is evident in almost everything they do. Drugs were primarily created for women. Bath and body works would not exist if it weren't for women. This is the way of things.
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  • mrseatle
    His disciples asked him, "Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?"
    "Neither this man nor his parents sinned," said Jesus, "but this happened so that the work of God might be displayed in his life."
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  • jonk
    As Rush Limbaugh says- "There will be no peace without victory."
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  • divecop
    Dogs are an animal of society, they have to establish who is the
    leader of the pack. Kinda what happens when men get married.
    wife takes over everything. When she's gone we men do what we want,
    until she comes home again. [:)]
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  • pickenup
    Sandy may be surprised when she gets home. In a good way.
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