Got any Stalker Stories?
I don't have a ghost story or ever seen anything considered paranormal. I have occasionally had a creepy feeling as I am walking out of a basement, but my wife had a stalker though.
When I first met her she had a +70 year old woman that would do slow driveby's or call and hangup. We were making out in the garage one night with the lights off and the door open. I was enjoying it. THen out of the blue she freaks out, runs down the drive and screaming at the light blue escort that drove by. Kind of ruined the moment for me.
When we left town the problem was solved. When we moved back it started up again. I thought it was kind of cool. If you gotta have a crazy stalker, it might as well be a mostly harmless old woman.
When I first met her she had a +70 year old woman that would do slow driveby's or call and hangup. We were making out in the garage one night with the lights off and the door open. I was enjoying it. THen out of the blue she freaks out, runs down the drive and screaming at the light blue escort that drove by. Kind of ruined the moment for me.
When we left town the problem was solved. When we moved back it started up again. I thought it was kind of cool. If you gotta have a crazy stalker, it might as well be a mostly harmless old woman.
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She's in a nursing home now. Sorry about that. [:(] 0 -
Nah. In this size market, I'd have to hire a stalker.
Not that I haven't considered it, mind you, but they all want at least minimum wage. And I just can't afford that nowadays.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
Nah. In this size market, I'd have to hire a stalker.
Not that I haven't considered it, mind you, but they all want at least minimum wage. And I just can't afford that nowadays.
Just hire an illegal alien........
Oops, I meant to say 'undocumented immigrant'....Sorry about that....0 -
quote:Originally posted by hicap47
quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
Nah. In this size market, I'd have to hire a stalker.
Not that I haven't considered it, mind you, but they all want at least minimum wage. And I just can't afford that nowadays.
Just hire an illegal alien........
Oops, I meant to say 'undocumented immigrant'....Sorry about that....
My luck the communication would break down.
"No, seriously. There's this completely loco gringo that wants me to pop a cap in his ass."
"Hey. Beats shingling"
BAM!
Yeah, I could see it.0 -
Thats funny. [:D] 0 -
My wife stalked me until I gave in, does that count?[:D][:D][:0]
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Early in our marriage, my wife was harassed by a molester on a subway train. He appeared out of the crowd every morning and was all over her.
She pointed him out one morning as he was making his approach. I caught him by the throat and dragged him out onto the platform.
He asked to sit down and I told him if I ever saw him again I'd kill him.
That was the end of that.0 -
I may have a stalker story later,
the statute of limitations hasn't expired yet. [:0][}:)][;)][:D][:D]0
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