How do you know...
... when you have yourself a new girlfriend? [:I][:I][:I]
Just realized that there are feminine hygiene products in my medicine cabinet, a pair of diamond studs (not mine! [:o)]) next to the alarm clock, and a half eaten slice of cheese cake in the fridge.
Does that mean that I have a new girlfriend, or am I having a senior moment???
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Just realized that there are feminine hygiene products in my medicine cabinet, a pair of diamond studs (not mine! [:o)]) next to the alarm clock, and a half eaten slice of cheese cake in the fridge.
Does that mean that I have a new girlfriend, or am I having a senior moment???
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quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
... when you have yourself a new girlfriend? [:I][:I][:I]
Just realized that there are feminine hygiene products in my medicine cabinet, a pair of diamond studs (not mine! [:o)]) next to the alarm clock, and a half eaten slice of cheese cake in the fridge.
Does that mean that I have a new girlfriend, or am I having a senior moment???
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How's the bank account? That's how I tell...0 -
What bank account? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
What bank account?
That answers the question![:0][B)][}:)][;)][:o)][:D]0 -
[8D]--Simple, you always find the toilet seat cover ---
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I don't know about girlfriends but I discovered that I had another wife when I noticed a woman hanging around the house who I could not kick out, at least not without her taking the house along with her! 0 -
at least there wasn't a different pair of jeans, a pair of boots, and a new razor in the bathroom, then we would have been worried
you'll know when she is definitely your girlfriend, they must mark their territory by leaving articles of clothing, and make up in the bathroom, how they leave with one shoe i'll never know0 -
Is she of the "Brown Sugar" variety???[:p][;)] 0 -
In fact, she's Dominicana.
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How do you know when you have a new girlfriend?
When you don't even hear the shot coming -- from your wife.0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
at least there wasn't a different pair of jeans, a pair of boots, and a new razor in the bathroom, then we would have been worried
you'll know when she is definitely your girlfriend, they must mark their territory by leaving articles of clothing, and make up in the bathroom, how they leave with one shoe i'll never know
That what ya get for not turning the lights on[:0][}:)][:D][:D]
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The bedroom, that's where you can tell. NO not THAT. [}:)]
Has she taken over more than 50% of the closet?
Does she use more drawers in the dresser than you do?0
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