Learning to cuss (a joke)

Johnny (6) woke up one morning and said to Tommy (5) his bro', "I think it's time we learned to cuss". Tommy agreed. They got up and went down to have b'fast. Their mother asked them what they wanted for b'fast. Johnny said, "I'll have some G.D. Cherrios". His mother wailed the tar out of him and washed his mouth out with soap. His mother then asked Tommy what he wanted for b'fast. He said, "I don't know but you can bet your ASS I don't want any of those G.D. CHERRIOS"!
JM[:D]