Watching Leno with my G/F.....
Watching "Jay Walk All Stars" with my G/F...
Picture of Al Gore flashed on screen.
She didn't know who he was.
I told her Al Gore. She didn't know who Al Gore was....
Q: "When was the Battle of the Bulge"
A: Isn't that what fat people do?
Her heart ain't working quite right, but it's comforting to see her brain is just the same as it's always been....[:D]
Picture of Al Gore flashed on screen.
She didn't know who he was.
I told her Al Gore. She didn't know who Al Gore was....
Q: "When was the Battle of the Bulge"
A: Isn't that what fat people do?
Her heart ain't working quite right, but it's comforting to see her brain is just the same as it's always been....[:D]
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She doesn't know the inventer of the internet?? Jeeez! 0 -
years ago i was watching tv with my girlfriend when the Viper Car Alarm commercial came on. When a car theif tries to break into a parked car and this huge snake comes around from the other side to scare him off...remember that commercial?
anyways, the girlfriend says "how is that snake is going to know if your the bad guy or the car owner"....0 -
Who's Al Gore???? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
Who's Al Gore????
A U.N. Climatologist, who's paid by China.
He used to be an American.0 -
HAVE HER WATCH THE CAREER BUILDER AD ABOUT WORKING WITH MONKEYS ! 0 -
Ole Jay would have a ball with her.. 0 -
quote:Watching Leno with my G/F.....
KINKY!!0 -
Does she happen to have a single sister?! 0 -
I'm a Twins fan (enough from the peanut gallery), and as all red-blooded Americans, I hate the Yankees. Well my wife is from upstate New York. She really doesn't know much about sports other than her dad is a huge Yankees fan. That and the fact that she's from NY she will try and talk sports smack every once in awhile. A few years ago I was messing with her because the Yankees got beat in the ALCS. Well she promptly responded with, "Oh yeah, how many more Super Bowls have the Yankees won than the Twins?"....
I left it at that, but I do bring it up every now and then.
Strangely after that my arm hurts for some odd reason[B)][:p][:D]0
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