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pickenup
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree.

The redneck said that it was his.

The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool kawse I got 'ER tied unner the shade tree.

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred."

"No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck looks at him with a loooong pause and says, "Well I recon you can go 'head. I always wanted a police dog!"
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  • Laredo Lefty
    [:D][:)][:D][:)][:D][:)]
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  • bingeebob
    [:D]
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  • nomadictao
    LOL!!![:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • jimbowby
    [8D]--Now thats FUNNY !!!

    --[^][^]--JIMBO
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  • Txs
    What's the difference between a porcupine and a State Trooper's car?

    [:D]The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine. [:D]
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  • ladams
    in the troopers car the pricks are on the inside.
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  • Txs
    quote:Originally posted by ladams
    in the troopers car the pricks are on the inside.
    Too late...
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