You ever partied with an ape / chimp / monkey ??
No really, have you ??
Back SEVERAL years ago I was at a URA Sanctioned Rodeo in Sweet Springs, Mo.
James Sears was the contractor, Max Johnson was one of the funny men contract acts as was my travling partner Larry Conley.
I won't tell you the year cause it Really makes me feel old, but lets just say, that Kent Tibbets was winning the All Around that year, & Jack Carnes was winning the Bull Riding Title.
Anyway back to Sweet Springs. The first night performance was over, I think I bucked off, but can't or don't want to think about that detail. Anyway All the places in town was closed so everbody pooled their monies and somebody made a liq. / beer run. meanwhile everbody else helped build a campfire beside Max's truck {it was one of them old Uhaul trucks with the overhead bed, He had made a camper up front & stock carrier in back}
Well here we all set with Chuck Waldie playing the guitar & everbody drinking & singing, About that time I went into the back of Maxs truck & let ole Junkie [Maxs Chimp] out of his cell / cage.
Junkie was sure gratefull & jumped up putting his arms around my neck & gave me a big ole chimp kiss, he then jumped down & headed to the party.
When max noticed that junkie was out running around he was none to happy but was keepin time with a local long legged girl he had meet that night. Sooo he said "Don't let him near that Beer" & went off to read a little poetry or something along those lines with this bashful girl.
Well, we all found out that junkie had a real temper & showed REALLY Big Teeth when we tried to stop him from getting into that Cold beer.
Everybody kinda agreed that it would not be right to deprive this poor chimp while the rest of us sat around drinkin our fill.
Now junkie had a real talent, he would climb up on someone's lap, take their full beer, hold it to his lips & could suck ever drop out of that can in about 2.1 seconds. He would then go to the next person that had a cold one.
Normally people don't care about share'n their beer, but ole junkie was getting pretty snockered, so no one would let him have anymore.
Well thats when he climbed up on Larry Conleys Lap, Now larry was a real funny man {Rodeo Clown} & had been rodeo'n for several years, Everybody liked larry. But Larry had a little problem, he had NO hair on his head, was bald as a new born baby, and had been since he was a kid I think.
Well here sat larry on a bale of hay, junkie sitting on his lap rubbing a shine on larrys head & try'n to get larry to let him have the beer larry had in his hand.
Junkie tried everything, he tried to scare larry / didn't work, he tried polishing larrys head / really didn't work / He tried everthing, & then junkie grab'd larry around the neck & gave him a really big kiss right on the ole smacker.
No big deal, just a monkey kiss / wrong.
First lets look back, Junkie had been drinkin beer all night long, Now I don't know about you guys but when I drink beer all night long, I usally have to make several trips to the out house. But not junkie, he could hold it forever, so to speak, right up till he kissed larry & had larrys head held with his arms. And that my friends is when junkies bladder decided to empty.
Now everybody was laughing because Larry was try'n to get junkie off him, no body realized what was takin place, untill larry finally got junkie to let go get down & quit pee'n.
Max showed up about that time & put junkie back in his cell / cage
I got to sleep on the hood of larrys pickup that night, cause somehow for some strange reason Larry said it was ALL MY FAULT.
I tried to explain to larry that I wasn't the one that pee'd in his lap, but there is just no talk'n reason to some people.
Dan
Ps Junkie had one really bad hangover that next morning as did I.
Back SEVERAL years ago I was at a URA Sanctioned Rodeo in Sweet Springs, Mo.
James Sears was the contractor, Max Johnson was one of the funny men contract acts as was my travling partner Larry Conley.
I won't tell you the year cause it Really makes me feel old, but lets just say, that Kent Tibbets was winning the All Around that year, & Jack Carnes was winning the Bull Riding Title.
Anyway back to Sweet Springs. The first night performance was over, I think I bucked off, but can't or don't want to think about that detail. Anyway All the places in town was closed so everbody pooled their monies and somebody made a liq. / beer run. meanwhile everbody else helped build a campfire beside Max's truck {it was one of them old Uhaul trucks with the overhead bed, He had made a camper up front & stock carrier in back}
Well here we all set with Chuck Waldie playing the guitar & everbody drinking & singing, About that time I went into the back of Maxs truck & let ole Junkie [Maxs Chimp] out of his cell / cage.
Junkie was sure gratefull & jumped up putting his arms around my neck & gave me a big ole chimp kiss, he then jumped down & headed to the party.
When max noticed that junkie was out running around he was none to happy but was keepin time with a local long legged girl he had meet that night. Sooo he said "Don't let him near that Beer" & went off to read a little poetry or something along those lines with this bashful girl.
Well, we all found out that junkie had a real temper & showed REALLY Big Teeth when we tried to stop him from getting into that Cold beer.
Everybody kinda agreed that it would not be right to deprive this poor chimp while the rest of us sat around drinkin our fill.
Now junkie had a real talent, he would climb up on someone's lap, take their full beer, hold it to his lips & could suck ever drop out of that can in about 2.1 seconds. He would then go to the next person that had a cold one.
Normally people don't care about share'n their beer, but ole junkie was getting pretty snockered, so no one would let him have anymore.
Well thats when he climbed up on Larry Conleys Lap, Now larry was a real funny man {Rodeo Clown} & had been rodeo'n for several years, Everybody liked larry. But Larry had a little problem, he had NO hair on his head, was bald as a new born baby, and had been since he was a kid I think.
Well here sat larry on a bale of hay, junkie sitting on his lap rubbing a shine on larrys head & try'n to get larry to let him have the beer larry had in his hand.
Junkie tried everything, he tried to scare larry / didn't work, he tried polishing larrys head / really didn't work / He tried everthing, & then junkie grab'd larry around the neck & gave him a really big kiss right on the ole smacker.
No big deal, just a monkey kiss / wrong.
First lets look back, Junkie had been drinkin beer all night long, Now I don't know about you guys but when I drink beer all night long, I usally have to make several trips to the out house. But not junkie, he could hold it forever, so to speak, right up till he kissed larry & had larrys head held with his arms. And that my friends is when junkies bladder decided to empty.
Now everybody was laughing because Larry was try'n to get junkie off him, no body realized what was takin place, untill larry finally got junkie to let go get down & quit pee'n.
Max showed up about that time & put junkie back in his cell / cage
I got to sleep on the hood of larrys pickup that night, cause somehow for some strange reason Larry said it was ALL MY FAULT.
I tried to explain to larry that I wasn't the one that pee'd in his lap, but there is just no talk'n reason to some people.
Dan
Ps Junkie had one really bad hangover that next morning as did I.
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Another great story Dan![:D][:D], but really by the title, I thought you were out with some of the GB crowd. 0 -
I wasn't there but heard a story about some guys in Arkansas partying with a monkey. It started behaving really weird and then died. It turns out that on top of plenty of beer from the keg, several different people had shared "just one" pill with the poor creature.
They held a really nice wake for the monkey the next day.0 -
Let's get this over with right now......How many of you have ever smoked crack with an ape/chimp/monkey??....... 0 -
What type of people do hang out with dan.[?][:D][:D]
Good story though.[:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by stevenrayspeck
What type of people do hang out with dan.[?][:D][:D]
Good story though.[:D][:D][:D]
The usual crowd, a bunch of Old cowboys now that like myself, sit & wonder how in the hell did we ever live through that[:D][:D][:D]
Some of us still have one or two of our own teeth, not them fancy store bought kind.0 -
No, but several years ago one of our local good ol' boys had one that he liked to party with. When they drank this fella was in the habit of attaching it's leash to his belt loop, but one night after he passed out the monkey stripped his pants off him and escaped.
About month later a monkey carcass turned up in a creekbed several miles away. Go figure.0
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