Ding Dong ...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along . . ."
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Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along . . ."
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That's a hoot![8D][8D] 0 -
I hope my isurance covers "busta gut" disease.... 0 -
I have to tell that one to my mother-in-law!!![:D] 0 -
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Good one zipper![:D][:D] 0 -
funny 0 -
Joke made me smile but I originally thought this thread had something to do with Saxon.[}:)] 0 -
Nyeah, we don't live close enough to the church to hear the bells. 0
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