Is it Scotch???
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
She tasted some more and asked? Is It Scotch?
"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
She tasted some more and asked? Is It Scotch?
"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!
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Better be glad she didn't get a "candy bar" from the roto rooters son[:0]0 -
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quote:Originally posted by bull300wsm
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Better be glad she didn't get a "candy bar" from the roto rooters son[:0]
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Now thats a good one. 0 -
That's a real pizzer!! 0 -
I bet it had a little wang to it[:0] 0 -
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What kind of candy? [;)] 0
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