My joke for the day
Subject: Spin Doctor
Reporting the news..
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy's legs. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a near by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed
the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, "Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston , I just
assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Supporter Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack" "But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy . What team or person do you like?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Republican meanie Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Reporting the news..
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy's legs. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a near by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed
the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, "Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston , I just
assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Supporter Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack" "But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy . What team or person do you like?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Republican meanie Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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Good gosh, this is older than I am. Get out from under your rock. Tom 0
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