HORRIBLE gardening accident(very explicit)
I dunno how it happened, but it sure looks painful [xx(][xx(]
Nasty sinus-headache.
Jeff
Nasty sinus-headache.
Jeff
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And possibly deadly!! 0 -
Wow! accident? I wonder how that happened. He'll have a headache for a while.[B)] 0 -
looks to me he should have run when he saw the other guy pick that up 0 -
wonder if he lived 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
wonder if he lived
If he did,,, i bet he's sorry to have.[V]
Jeff0 -
nappy headed hoe 0 -
Maybe he and his neighbor decided to bury the hatchet [xx(] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flying Clay Disk
Probably happened in SE Asia. Fight or something. They're always hackin' each other up fer one reason or another. He prolly stole somebody's Nasi Lemak.
HAYYY!!!
I bet'cha that thing would cut your toenails!![;)]
Jeff0 -
whaat? how cold a ho go in sideways. I smell photoshop. 0 -
...Needs to buck up and get his azz back to work. Some folks will do anything to take a little break, geez...[;)] 0 -
The guy actually lived. His wife or girlfriend did that to him.
I think because he didn't put the toilet seat down.0 -
He ran over it with a lawnmower.
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quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
whaat? how cold a ho go in sideways. I smell photoshop.
Looks like he was hit from the side with it going in tip first, just happened to be a non-centered hit.. lucky for him0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
whaat? how cold a ho go in sideways. I smell photoshop.
It entered the right side of the head, not the front.0 -
Emilo Savez was critically wounded tonight when his wife, in a fit of rage, attacked her husband with a wood axe, lodging it in his forehead. The 36 year old father of three was rushed to St.Vincent's hospital when his frantic wife called police after swinging an axe into his face. Apparently Maria Savez caught her estranged husband in bed with the family housekeeper, and in a fit of rage ran to the garage and got a wood axe, then proceeded back to their bedroom.
Once there a struggle ensued, and Mrs. Savez ended up on top of her husband, then swung the Axe and impaled Mr. Savez in his forehead.
Shocked surgeons spent six hours removing and repairing the damage from the axe, and surprisingly Mr. Savez is expected to make a full recovery.
Minor brain damage to the front temporal lobes is expected, but Mr. Savez is expected to be able to lead a normal life once his wounds have healed.
WARNING!!!!
DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THE FAMILY HOUSEKEEPER!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Wood and metal workers spent two days restoring the axe.
And now you know the rest of the story.0 -
mere flesh wound 0 -
quote:Originally posted by vikingsfaninmi
Emilo Savez was critically wounded tonight when his wife, in a fit of rage, attacked her husband with a wood axe, lodging it in his forehead. The 36 year old father of three was rushed to St.Vincent's hospital when his frantic wife called police after swinging an axe into his face. Apparently Maria Savez caught her estranged husband in bed with the family housekeeper, and in a fit of rage ran to the garage and got a wood axe, then proceeded back to their bedroom.
Once there a struggle ensued, and Mrs. Savez ended up on top of her husband, then swung the Axe and impaled Mr. Savez in his forehead.
Shocked surgeons spent six hours removing and repairing the damage from the axe, and surprisingly Mr. Savez is expected to make a full recovery.
Minor brain damage to the front temporal lobes is expected, but Mr. Savez is expected to be able to lead a normal life once his wounds have healed.Isnt that a maddock(sp)?0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
mere flesh wound
bandaid0 -
Looks like a grubbin hoe to me. I guess she was just weeding out the undesirable growth. She should have blamed the gardener. swamp_thing 0 -
Isn't that an adz?
Some women just can't take a joke.0
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