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A turkey and the bull ...

zipperzap
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"i would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull,
they're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched on
the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
out of the tree.

Moral of the story: oatmeal might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.
[:D]
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  • cahas
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    A turkey was chatting with a bull.

    "i would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
    turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull,
    they're packed with nutrients."

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
    enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
    branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched on
    the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
    out of the tree.

    Moral of the story: oatmeal might get you to the top, but it won't
    keep you there.
    [:D]
    OATMEAL ?
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  • buschmaster
    autocensor, bs
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  • v35
    Has Obama read this?
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