Chinese Starlets Evaluated
... during some of my recent pleasant duties, I have come across some
rather exotic sites. This one baffles me, though.
Chinese female starlets (and their flaws?)
Wow, the Chinese are really tough critics of their female stars.
I'd love to hear how they'd comment on Jane or Rosie[:o)]
ie: Gong Li (...she is "average")... "Huang Shengyi has a horse face"
http://www.cctv.com/program/cultureexpress/20061206/104088.shtml
[:D]
rather exotic sites. This one baffles me, though.
Chinese female starlets (and their flaws?)
Wow, the Chinese are really tough critics of their female stars.
I'd love to hear how they'd comment on Jane or Rosie[:o)]
ie: Gong Li (...she is "average")... "Huang Shengyi has a horse face"
http://www.cctv.com/program/cultureexpress/20061206/104088.shtml
[:D]
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to call Gong Li average because she has a long face and thick lips is just ridicules, talk about being petty[}:)] 0 -
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Hey Zipper,...........you have broken your average daily post rate today![:D] 0 -
It is because Orientals prefer the "rounded" face, and associate the "horse face" with Westerners,............she is welcome here anytime! I just need notice, so I can send the fiance to the islands or something for a few days.[;)]
Edit: fortunately she has no interest in reading here!!0 -
All very attractive! 0 -
[:0]Zhou Xun[:0] #7 is perfect BS that is one fugly chic. most of the rest are scrumptious,[:p] 0 -
I never found Asian girls attractive. Just not my bag. 0 -
[8D]--#2 has got my vote !!!!
--[:p][:p]--JIMBO0 -
Just goes to show you that the perception of beauty is a cultural thing.
Recall the binding of young women's feet?
Just the same , tell the Chins to send the rejects over here.
Stan0 -
I see a couple of things that are juuust perfect! 0 -
You IMPERIALIST RUNNING DOGS only think of ONE THING!!!
... so do I![:D]0 -
Huang Shengyi has a horse face, and big nose. When she smiles, she is fatally attractive.0 -
"Zhang Baizhi's face is perfect too, but her voice is terrible, just like a weight lifter."
What the................?????????????????0 -
quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
"Zhang Baizhi's face is perfect too, but her voice is terrible, just like a weight lifter."
What the................?????????????????
Kinda like Jenny McCarthy? Gorgeous gal until you hear her speak . . . like a crow scratching a blackboard . . . .
The one the reviewer calls a "horse face" is not terribly attractive and the one he calls "perfect" is - by my standards - not anywhere near close, but the rest of them are head-spinning knock-outs. As someone above noted, those "rejects" would be a welcome addition to *our* culture.
Did it occur to anyone else the reviewer is likely a frustrated pencil-necked geek loser (e.g., such as Alan Colmes) who would be lucky to get a date with the hildabeest, much less one of these beauties?0 -
Numbah four would makie fine di-nah, but would be hungry again in hour.[}:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by bigtire
I see a couple of things that are juuust perfect!
yeah nice ear rings0 -
What in the hell are those guys talkin' about? Has communism made 'em stupid?
Quick! LensCrafters - we need about a half billion pairs of glasses (better make 'em bifocals just in case) - there's a whole hell of a lot of blind people over in China!0 -
quote:Originally posted by ElMuertoMonkey
What in the hell are those guys talkin' about? Has communism made 'em stupid?
Quick! RensCrafters - we need about a harf birrion pairs of grasses (better make 'em bifocars just in case) - there's a wholre herr of a rot of brind people over in China!
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quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
quote:Originally posted by ElMuertoMonkey
What in the hell are those guys talkin' about? Has communism made 'em stupid?
Quick! RensCrafters - we need about a harf birrion pairs of grasses (better make 'em bifocars just in case) - there's a wholre herr of a rot of brind people over in China!
[8)]
LMAO[:D][:D]0 -
Those reviews must have been written by an embittered fag. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
Those reviews must have been written by an embittered fag.
Didn't I already say that? [:D]
quote:Originally posted by Iconoclast
Did it occur to anyone else the reviewer is likely a frustrated pencil-necked geek loser (e.g., such as Alan Colmes) who would be lucky to get a date with the hildabeest, much less one of these beauties?0 -
Are you calling Colmes a fag? 0 -
That's what the 'Yellow Fever' does to men ... gets them all riled
up and eventually fightin mad at each other![:D]0 -
Seeing them animated might change my mind but otherwise my vote is for no.2. 0
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