close shave sir !! (funny)
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him
up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from
a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "Yesh but what if
I shwallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone
else does."[:D]
up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from
a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "Yesh but what if
I shwallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone
else does."[:D]
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