Christmas
[8D] Who's been naughty this year
and,will probably only get a lump of coal from Santa?[:)].........
COME ON EVERYONE FESS UP.
and,will probably only get a lump of coal from Santa?[:)].........
COME ON EVERYONE FESS UP.
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Merry Christmas to all from Illinois 0 -
quote:Christmas in July? Yep! Stores are already getting ready for the holidays. Does anyone think it's too hot or too early to be thinking about Santa?
From the local news. Yes it is way too early.0 -
Twas the night
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> > > Twas the night Jesus came and all through the house,
> > > not a person was praying, not one in the house..
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> > > The Bible was left on the shelf without care,
> > > for no one thought Jesus would come there..
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> > > The children were dressing to crawl into bed,
> > > not once ever kneeling or bowing their head..
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> > > And Mom, in the rocking chair with babe on her lap,
> > > was watching the Late Show as I took a nap..
> > >
> > > When out of the east there rose such a clatter,
> > > I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter..
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> > > Away to the window I flew like a flash,
> > > tore open the shutters and lifted the sash..
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> > > When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
> > > but Angels proclaiming that Jesus was here..
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> > > The light of His face made me cover my head...
> > > was Jesus returning just like He'd said..
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> > > And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth,
> > > I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself..
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> > > In the Book of Life which he held in his hand,
> > > was written the name of every saved man..
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> > > He spoke not a word as he searched for my name,
> > > when He said "it's not here", my head hung in shame..
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> > > The people whose names had been written with love,
> > > He gathered to take to his Father above..
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> > > With those who were ready, He rose without sound,
> > > while all of the others were left standing around...
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> > > I fell to my knees but it was too late,
> > > I'd waited too long and thus sealed my fate.
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> > > I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight,
> > > Oh, if only I'd known that this was the night....
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> > > In the words of this poem the meaning is clear
> > > the coming of Jesus is now drawing near...
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> > > There's only one life and when comes the last call,
> > > We'll find out that the Bible was true after all...
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> > > B Basic
> > > I Instruction
> > > B Before
> > > L Leaving
> > > E Earth
Larry
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Happy Holidays to all on this forum. May all your wishes come true now and in the coming year.
for GOD and COUNTRY
Vet0 -
Bah!
Hey somebody`s gotta be a scrooge. Might as well be me.[:D]0 -
A merry Christmas and a prosperous new ye[:D]ar from the Morgan house hold 0 -
The teacher, Mrs. Jones, asked each of her students how they
celebrate Christmas.
She called first on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell me, Patrick, what
do you do at Christmas time?"
Patrick addressed the class: "Me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns. Then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings.
Then we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our
toys."
"Very nice, Patrick," she said. "Now, Jimmy Brown, what do you do
at Christmas?"
"Me and my sister also go to church with Mum and Dad, and we sing
carols. When we get home, we put cookies and milk by the chimney and
hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents."
"That's also very nice, Jimmy," she said.
Realizing that there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting
to leave him out of the discussion, she asked him the same question.
"Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"
"Well, we also sing hymns," Isaac responded.
Surprised, Mrs. Jones questioned further. "Tell us what you sing."
"Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the
office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce and drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and sing, 'What a friend we have in Jesus.' Then we all go to the Bahamas."
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It's not what you know that gets you in trouble, it's what you know that just ain't so!
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A very happy christmas and a prosperous new year to every. 0 -
it's really not to early to think about it. how much do you spend on gifts for your family, for you friends? my wife and i usually spend about 3-400 on family and about another $100. on friends. we do have a very small family 0 -
This is religious topic, now put a lock on it[:)] Word Christ(mas) 0 -
Just wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas !!!
we will be spending the week in Florida so may not be on much this coming week. [:D]0 -
A Christmas Wish - May you never forget what is worth remembering, or remember what is best forgotten! - Franklin Adams
What did the guest sing at Eskimo's Christmas party?
..Freeze a jolly good fellow..
What did Adam tell his wife on December 24th ?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Seasons Bleetings!
The wife is shopping for Christmas gifts,
With purchases little and large;
She doesn't believe in Santa Claus...
But she believes in Master Charge!
How come you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Yeah, you know... Olive the other reindeer, used to
laugh and call him names...
OK, I'll quit. Remember, Keep CHRIST in X-mass. [:D]0 -
Did everyone have a good Christmas??? Any unique gifts or stories to tell of??
Larry0
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