Farm dog $221.00
I am looking for a good home for my dog, Porky. I got him from the pound about a year ago and have just came to the realization that I am no longer able to care for him.
I live on an acreage out just outside of town and a dog seemed to be a welcome addition and would keep me company as well as acting as a watchdog. [:)] Initially. I named him Rex, but soon after, I changed his name to Porky--not because he was fat, but because he had penchant for pigs(in a sexual way).[:0][:(]
The first day I had him, I heard this awful racket coming from the pig pen. Upon investigating, I witnessed him doing the dirty deed with a sow.[V][:0] Imagine my dismay when it became impossible to keep him out of there.[:(!]
I remedied the situation by stringing a metal sheep fence and wiring it up to an electric fencer. This worked well[:)] but he started getting nasty and was trying to bite me all the time.[:(!]
Last night, a disturbance from the chicken house woke me at around midnight. I went trotting down there and guess what?[?] You may have heard of a monkey and a football. That is what this looked like; it seems he turned to chickens in lieu of the pigs.[:I] I also have sheep and other small farm animals that raise a concern and this is why I'm looking to get rid of find a good home for him.[:D]
All the money I have left is $221.00 and that is what I will pay someone.[:)][:)][:)]
I live on an acreage out just outside of town and a dog seemed to be a welcome addition and would keep me company as well as acting as a watchdog. [:)] Initially. I named him Rex, but soon after, I changed his name to Porky--not because he was fat, but because he had penchant for pigs(in a sexual way).[:0][:(]
The first day I had him, I heard this awful racket coming from the pig pen. Upon investigating, I witnessed him doing the dirty deed with a sow.[V][:0] Imagine my dismay when it became impossible to keep him out of there.[:(!]
I remedied the situation by stringing a metal sheep fence and wiring it up to an electric fencer. This worked well[:)] but he started getting nasty and was trying to bite me all the time.[:(!]
Last night, a disturbance from the chicken house woke me at around midnight. I went trotting down there and guess what?[?] You may have heard of a monkey and a football. That is what this looked like; it seems he turned to chickens in lieu of the pigs.[:I] I also have sheep and other small farm animals that raise a concern and this is why I'm looking to get rid of find a good home for him.[:D]
All the money I have left is $221.00 and that is what I will pay someone.[:)][:)][:)]
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Zulu wants him 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Jacob2008
Zulu wants him
Thanks, He's the one in the middle.[:)]
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I say keep him and let him at the pig. Guys around here are always talking about wanting a good hog dog. Cross those two and you got big money coming your way. 0 -
"This is Bob Barker reminding you, Help control the pet population, Have your pets spayed, or neutered! Goodbye now!" 0 -
Have you had him neutered? Are all of his shots up to date?
Have you attempted any training?
Does he sit? stay? lay down? get back?
Ben0 -
quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
Have you had him neutered? Are all of his shots up to date?
Have you attempted any training?
Does he sit? stay? lay down? get back?
Ben
None of the above. All he does is hang out by the chicken house and try to bite me.[:p]0 -
Why do you call him "Porky?"
[;)][}:)]0 -
I guess his new name is "Cocky". 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Why do you call him "Porky?"
[;)][}:)]
Try reading the post again and stomp your foot twice if you get it.[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flyin_Paulie
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Why do you call him "Porky?"
[;)][}:)]
Try reading the post again and stomp your foot twice if you get it.[:D]
Very creative! Did you pay DWS for the use of his line? For those of you with the density of lead and reduced to copying DWS, I'll share the 1000 year old joke I am referring to -
One Sunday morning as church had ended, a group of older women dressed in their Sunday best are standing outside chatting. The ladies notice a cute 7 year old boy dressed in shorts with a bow tie and a jacket with a cute little puppy on a leash.
One of the church marms approached the little guy saying, "Hello little boy, what's your name?"
The little boy replyied "Billie."
The church lady continued saying, "My you have such a nice suit on, and you look so handsome!"
"Why thank you ma'am!"
"And what a cute dog you have there!" she continued.
"Why thank you ma'am," the cute little fellow again replied.
"What's his name son?" the church lady inquired.
"Porky, ma'am," the boy shyly replied.
The church lady continued, "Porky? That's an odd name for a dog. Why do you call him Porky, son?"
"Cause he likes to f*** pigs!"
Church adjourned.0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by Flyin_Paulie
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Why do you call him "Porky?"
[;)][}:)]
Try reading the post again and stomp your foot twice if you get it.[:D]
Very creative! Did you pay DWS for the use of his line? For those of you with the density of lead and reduced to copying DWS, I'll share the 1000 year old joke I am referring to -
One Sunday morning as church had ended, a group of older women dressed in their Sunday best are standing outside chatting. The ladies notice a cute 7 year old boy dressed in shorts with a bow tie and a jacket with a cute little puppy on a leash.
One of the church marms approached the little guy saying, "Hello little boy, what's your name?"
The little boy replyied "Billie."
The church lady continued saying, "My you have such a nice suit on, and you look so handsome!"
"Why thank you ma'am!"
"And what a cute dog you have there!" she continued.
"Why thank you ma'am," the cute little fellow again replied.
"What's his name son?" the church lady inquired.
"Porky, ma'am," the boy shyly replied.
The church lady continued, "Porky? That's an odd name for a dog. Why do you call him Porky, son?"
"Cause he likes to f*** pigs!"
Church adjourned.
Its a sad damn day when you have to explain a joke. Don0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by Flyin_Paulie
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Why do you call him "Porky?"
[;)][}:)]
Try reading the post again and stomp your foot twice if you get it.[:D]
Very creative! Did you pay DWS for the use of his line? For those of you with the density of lead and reduced to copying DWS, I'll share the 1000 year old joke I am referring to -
One Sunday morning as church had ended, a group of older women dressed in their Sunday best are standing outside chatting. The ladies notice a cute 7 year old boy dressed in shorts with a bow tie and a jacket with a cute little puppy on a leash.
One of the church marms approached the little guy saying, "Hello little boy, what's your name?"
The little boy replyied "Billie."
The church lady continued saying, "My you have such a nice suit on, and you look so handsome!"
"Why thank you ma'am!"
"And what a cute dog you have there!" she continued.
"Why thank you ma'am," the cute little fellow again replied.
"What's his name son?" the church lady inquired.
"Porky, ma'am," the boy shyly replied.
The church lady continued, "Porky? That's an odd name for a dog. Why do you call him Porky, son?"
"Cause he likes to f*** pigs!"
Church adjourned.
Its a sad damn day when you have to explain a joke. Don
That's right Don. And the guy takes offense when you take the time to help him out.[:D] And, yes, DWS gets petted when I use one his barbs[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Its a sad damn day when you have to explain a joke. Don
And an even sadder day still when one is insulted with DWS re-treads by a entity known as "Flyin Paulie."
Hey Flyin Paulie, I heard that plants can breath, how is it that you can type?
Sorry Rob. I would have used the Volvo/peep show bit, but I gave it up for religious reasons.0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Its a sad damn day when you have to explain a joke. Don
And an even sadder day still when one is insulted with DWS re-treads by a entity known as "Flyin Paulie."
Hey Flyin Paulie, I heard that plants can breath, how is it that you can type?
Sorry Rob. I would have used the Volvo/peep show bit, but I gave it up for religious reasons.
Well, you had to ask why.[|)] I believe I shall have to limit big words like "penchant" to 4 letters or less on posts here[:p]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Flyin_Paulie
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Its a sad damn day when you have to explain a joke. Don
And an even sadder day still when one is insulted with DWS re-treads by a entity known as "Flyin Paulie."
Hey Flyin Paulie, I heard that plants can breath, how is it that you can type?
Sorry Rob. I would have used the Volvo/peep show bit, but I gave it up for religious reasons.
Well, you had to ask why.[|)] I believe I shall have to limit big words like "penchant" to 4 letters or less on posts here[:p]
Matty is a Lawyer, he gets paid by the letter. Don0 -
Paulie, you're going to fit right in around here. Get Porky a girl friend!
b'du, b'du, b'du, dat's all, folks!0 -
This is why I don't watch much T.V. and peruse the boards here often as possible.[:D] 0 -
Easily entertained are you Matwor?[}:)] 0
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