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Mafia Don

alledan
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated
.38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and
maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find
you wife inna bed with another man. "Whadda
you gonna do then.....pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"



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When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing? "And remember a wet dog doesn't fly at night" "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be." ATF,Eagle Guns
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  • alledan
    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

    "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
    so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
    Rolex watch instead."

    "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have
    a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

    Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • FrancF
    father in law to the core-[:D][:I][:o)]
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  • mond
    [^] i likka the joka [:D]
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  • CHGOTHNDER
    Notta too bad
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  • He Dog
    Jeeze, you posted Mafia Don as the subject line, so naturally I assumed it would be juicy stuff about Decon12.
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