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Flyin_Paulie
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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  • Flyin_Paulie
    Think I posted about one here that seemed out of stock for every thing. Almost like they are going out of Business.

    Well I try to do combined runs while shopping and this Wal mart is in the lot as another store I wanted to shop at.

    Well Yesterday I tried shopping there again, I can see why there is nothing on the shelves. The employees are all on their cell phones. Hiding in different parts of the store with just a couple really doing any work.

    Got so bad I had to tell one to get the hell out of my way.

    Also from Shopping there before there were two guys who really did work. But my last couple of times being there they seem to no longer work there.
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  • Flyin_Paulie
    For anybody in Birmingham .
    I went to Walmart in Roebuck after selling my scrap metal .
    They now have only 5 bulk boxes of .22 Remington ammo left.[^][^]
    If anyone wants some .223,they had a good stock of 100 count boxes.
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  • Jacob2008
    [:0][:0][:0][:0][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • Dakota308
    made my day
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  • mateomasfeo
    Rim shot!!

    clifton.jpg
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  • phillip
    Sharon used to work at Walmart,She will get a kick out of this[:D]
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  • 0341USMC
    [8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • Sith Lord
    That was GREAT[:D][:D][:D]
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  • frankcastle13
    That is great.
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  • PennyPincher
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • watrulookinat
    Now that's funny[:0][:D]
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  • cointoss
    Good one![:D]
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  • jwb267
    LOL[:o)][:D]
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • acm1288
    [:D][:D][:D][8D][8D][8D]
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  • Rockatansky
    http://www.frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=rimshot.wav
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  • XLpitman
    Nice!!
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  • He Dog
    Over Mateo, off Dcon13, nothing but net! Best thing I ever read about Wallyworld, to bad it is not true.
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