How Government Works - Joke!
Re: Want Coffee
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo
with the other.
He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in
one gulp, turns
and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
everywhere and
then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
another male buffalo
with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee."
The waiter says , "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday
What was all
that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says "Training for position in United States
Congress: Come in,
drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for
rest of day."
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo
with the other.
He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in
one gulp, turns
and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
everywhere and
then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
another male buffalo
with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee."
The waiter says , "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday
What was all
that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says "Training for position in United States
Congress: Come in,
drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for
rest of day."
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Wow! a new one! Yea!![^]
Here is an old one for you:
A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich and a beer. When he finishes his food and beer, he pulls a gun and shoots into the ceiling, puts away the gun and walks toward the door.
The bar tender yells out, "Hey what is that all about?"
The panda says back, "I am a panda, look it up."
The bartender get home that night and pulls out the dictionary. He reads: Panda, a medium sized bear that eats shoots and leaves.0
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