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BIG BROTHER HAS GONE TOO FAR !!

JamesRK
About 1:30 this afternoon I was in the kitchen eating a pizza and watching the football game. An announcer voiced over the game and said "Your watching the NFL on CBS". Now, how did he know I was watching the NFL on CBS and just what the hell else do they know about me?!!
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  • Laredo Lefty
    They have the same source of info as the directory at the mall that says "you are here".

    How the hell do they know where Iam?

    I think its those little chips that were implanted in us when we were babies. [:D]
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  • matwor
    Ya know that little noise you hear in the middle of the night? That noise you think is growing pains in your house? Yep, thats "Big Brother" up in the attic, outside the window, in your crawlspace, watchin' away!![:0][B)]
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  • dcinffxva
    James,

    The Government has been placing the chips in the left little toe for years now. This is an easy fix. Do you have an axe ?
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  • minitruck83
    quote:Originally posted by dcinffxva
    James,

    The Government has been placing the chips in the left little toe for years now. This is an easy fix. Do you have an axe ?



    Hey wait! How'll you find things in the dark without your little toe????


    Allen
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  • Sig220_Ruger77
    quote:Hey wait! How'll you find things in the dark without your little toe????




    My big toe seems to have little problem solving this issue.[:D]

    Jon
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  • tccox
    Dammmit James, how many times do I have to tell you: Wear the tin foil hat all the time!!! Tom
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  • hslaterpryce
    Worse than that, now they have someone in a Dallas jersey, speaking Spanish (with English subtitles) telling everyone that he is a NFL football fan.... Why? [:(!]
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  • spryor
    Heck, they've been doing that to me for years...even on the radio!![:0]
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  • spasmcreek
    you are not paranoid you KNOW they are out to get you!!!!!!!!
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  • Old-Colts
    Ya know, for a long time I've suspected that TV's were really 2-way devices and one of the great conspiracies thrust on the American public![:0] Now you've confirmed my suspicions![:D]
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  • phillip
    This is the reason i dont get flu shots.
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  • He Dog
    It is hopeless James, if you change channels, they just announce the you are watching Desperate Housewives on NBC. They always know. Probably better move to Borneo.
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