Chesapeake Bay guy ... here's one for you ...
You've got to be from the Eastern shore to fully appreciate this...
The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Rice shouted.
"We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, "Give me the bad news first." The
trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good
news?"
The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs
and 6 good-size blue crabs on her."
Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow"!
[:D]
Have a good day! Back to work![8D]
The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Rice shouted.
"We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, "Give me the bad news first." The
trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good
news?"
The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs
and 6 good-size blue crabs on her."
Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow"!
[:D]
Have a good day! Back to work![8D]
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I don't think JustC has tried that crab bait yet. 0 -
very good joke! you do have to be on the east coast to appreciate that. 0 -
That's Funny with a bit of truth. People around here say if you see someone pulled from the bay you will never eat crabs again. Well I have and I still do.[:p] 0 -
Funny He Dog,....I have considered it in the past. But ifin mine is as mean as she is alive,..I get no crabs at all.
Zipper,....what you know about the eastern shore???? You from around here?? Always nice to meet a "shore boy".0 -
Zipper is from the left shore. PRK.
JustC, are you sure you want to leave that poseted here? I thought she was very nice indeed the couple of nights I was there.[}:)]0
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