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CATHOLIC PARROTS

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female
parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers!..... Do you want to have some fun?
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught
to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots
over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your
parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are
sure to stop saying that phrase . . in no time."

Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very
well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: "Hi, we're hookers!..... Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked!, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank....Our prayers have been answered!"
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