Laws of the natural universe
This might be an oldie, buts it's still funny.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath : When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath : When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
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quote:Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
How would you know?
Most of these are true, I know from personal experience.0 -
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Happenned to me more often than I can remember
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Same thing
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Not sure on that one what it means or if its happenned to me
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Absolutely True
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Never was late to any job I ever had Not even when I hit a deer on the way to work.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Seen that one a few times
Law of the Bath : When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Surprisingly Ive never had that happen either.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Never had that one happen either.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Never had that one happen either
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Absolutely True
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Never noticed this one
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
I dont drink coffee but im sure that one is true.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Never had that one happen either but im sure it does happen.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Have had that one happen several times
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
I got told that one alot in college.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Dont understand that one
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Dont agree with that one.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
True
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
Definately had that happen countless times.
A very good list nonetheless.0 -
Don If you get a busy signal, how can you be sure you did not dial the wrong number? 0
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