Hog Update
Last week, an eleven-year-old boy in Alabama, on a hunting trip with his father, killed a wild boar hog weighing 1151 pounds. The pig is reportedly larger than the famous Hogzilla of the state and is the largest reported boar kill ever. The family announced that they plan to mount the head and make sausage from the meat.
In a possibly unrelated story, Rosie O'Donnell has been reported missing in the state of Alabama one day after resigning from The View. The activist, comedian, lesbian, and talk show hostess quit because of conflicts with just about every member of the cast and crew on the show. At last report, she was going to an Alabama lesbian nudist colony to enjoy "communing with nature."
Theories that the two stories could be related could not be confirmed because it is believed that Rosie weighed more than the pig and was not as attractive.
In a possibly unrelated story, Rosie O'Donnell has been reported missing in the state of Alabama one day after resigning from The View. The activist, comedian, lesbian, and talk show hostess quit because of conflicts with just about every member of the cast and crew on the show. At last report, she was going to an Alabama lesbian nudist colony to enjoy "communing with nature."
Theories that the two stories could be related could not be confirmed because it is believed that Rosie weighed more than the pig and was not as attractive.
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Snopes has debunked this as urban myth. The hog that was shot was raised on a farm in Texas. Rosie has never been to Texas. Different pig altogether. 0
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