Florida Drinking Rules {joke}
had this sent to me this morning hope i didn't re-topic
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls
> out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says,
> "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink
> out of the same glass twice either.
>
> The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks
it,
> throws her glass in to the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the
Mexican
and
> the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so
many
> illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones
> twice.
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls
> out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says,
> "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink
> out of the same glass twice either.
>
> The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks
it,
> throws her glass in to the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the
Mexican
and
> the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so
many
> illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones
> twice.
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It's actually a rather old joke but it is a pretty popular one. 0 -
I don't get it. Whats the point of breaking good glasses ? Did they have to pay for the damage ? Were they breaking shot glasses or beer mugs ? Just think of trying to walk around with all that broken glass on the floor.
It's all Bush's fault.0 -
I like the joke, old or not. 0 -
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[8D]
KEWL
--[:p][:p]--JIMBO0 -
Yeah, but you don't have cheap glasses.
She had to catch it... [}:)]0 -
Somebody is going to have to pay for those bullet holes in the ceiling![:0]
I found out bars don't like that kind of thing.[:(]0
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