Casino (joke)
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, this Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared a each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, this Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared a each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
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