Give me a break
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What an idiot.
For Sale is the Ghost of Deceased Indian Warrior Tomawaya. Like Jeremiah (check other listing) he cannot remember much about his past. Anyways, he doesn't speak English so maybe he remembers everything, I don't know. Sorry I cannot other more info on him. Just be warned, he is not evil, but he is definitely not good. All I know is he ended up at a bar in a small town somewhere in America, at which time he got into a fight with Jeremiah (Jerry)
Not that he can remember what it was about, but they got into a brutal fight resulting in the deaths of both men. Apparently, one man was just as stubborn as the other because both refused to "finish up" (I don't know, his words not mine) they have been fighting over the same thing for the past 200 years and neither man can remember what it was they were fighting about.
This is where I come in. There is an old shipping yard near the city I live in. I like trains so I go there fairly often. As I walked along the tracks, I noticed that something I could hear two men arguing with each other. It would startle me and I would just back and the voices would be gone. Eventually, a long time after, I discovered that whenever I walked across one the railroad ties I would hear these voices. I narrowed it down to a rock. Whenever I was touching this rock, I could hear them. I'm an avid ghost believer, but it even took me a while to believe what I had. After I accepted the fact that it was ghost, I began to see the shadows of two men I now call "Tom and Jerry." Extremely cheesy, but trust me thats how it is..
The reason I am selling these two guys is because I have tried for years to get them to reconcile and I finally told them they had until the begging of May because I could they could get so violent sometimes that once the clock above my bed fell from its hook and nailed me on the forehead. I have broken the rock in half and separated the two men, but they found a way to get to each other. I am hoping that they will end up on opposite sides of the planet and finally "finish up."
As a quick warning, Jerry is calmer and usually the one to cool off and calm Tom down. He is otherwise very talkative and happy. Tom is not the nicest of guys, he rarely talks to me and when he does he is usually just yelling.
Thanks and Good Luck!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Actually-Living-GHOST-Over-200-years-old-Jeremiah-J_W0QQitemZ300110394535QQihZ020QQcategoryZ1523QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
What an idiot.
For Sale is the Ghost of Deceased Indian Warrior Tomawaya. Like Jeremiah (check other listing) he cannot remember much about his past. Anyways, he doesn't speak English so maybe he remembers everything, I don't know. Sorry I cannot other more info on him. Just be warned, he is not evil, but he is definitely not good. All I know is he ended up at a bar in a small town somewhere in America, at which time he got into a fight with Jeremiah (Jerry)
Not that he can remember what it was about, but they got into a brutal fight resulting in the deaths of both men. Apparently, one man was just as stubborn as the other because both refused to "finish up" (I don't know, his words not mine) they have been fighting over the same thing for the past 200 years and neither man can remember what it was they were fighting about.
This is where I come in. There is an old shipping yard near the city I live in. I like trains so I go there fairly often. As I walked along the tracks, I noticed that something I could hear two men arguing with each other. It would startle me and I would just back and the voices would be gone. Eventually, a long time after, I discovered that whenever I walked across one the railroad ties I would hear these voices. I narrowed it down to a rock. Whenever I was touching this rock, I could hear them. I'm an avid ghost believer, but it even took me a while to believe what I had. After I accepted the fact that it was ghost, I began to see the shadows of two men I now call "Tom and Jerry." Extremely cheesy, but trust me thats how it is..
The reason I am selling these two guys is because I have tried for years to get them to reconcile and I finally told them they had until the begging of May because I could they could get so violent sometimes that once the clock above my bed fell from its hook and nailed me on the forehead. I have broken the rock in half and separated the two men, but they found a way to get to each other. I am hoping that they will end up on opposite sides of the planet and finally "finish up."
As a quick warning, Jerry is calmer and usually the one to cool off and calm Tom down. He is otherwise very talkative and happy. Tom is not the nicest of guys, he rarely talks to me and when he does he is usually just yelling.
Thanks and Good Luck!!!
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I'm inclined to think the buyers would actually be the idiots..........[:D] 0 -
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS:
I owned the ghost of Tomawaya for two years. This is the most evil entity I have ever owned. He caused blood to run down the walls of my living room during Thanksgiving dinner. He made my dog's head spin around on its neck, and the dog said "Get out."
A priest was brought in, and the ghost of Tomawaya made the priest go insane.
If this spirit were not evil, why do you think this guy would be selling it?
Caveat emptor.0 -
Starting bid $100? Thats the crazy part. Around here you can buy used ghosts out of the news paper, still under warranty for forty five bucks. Many who are well behaved with pleasant dispositions. Hundred dollars for a pre owned high mileage spector is just rediculous! [:(!] Only on ebay. 0 -
Jeeze it never occured to me I could have a give-away of some of the ghosts around here, much less sell them on fleabay.
What am I offered for the Ghost of Albert Lum? Not evil, but he is a nose-picker and a booger eater.0 -
I have the rock that Elvis haunts. I upgraded it. I ground it up and glued bits of sand around 117 clocks. Now I rock around the clock in stereo.[:o)] 0 -
Ah it's gone Ebay discrimination strikes again. 0
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