Baboon in My Living Room
Apes Blamed For Crime Spree
South Africa's crime problem has taken a new twist.
A gang of baboons is being blamed for a series of break-ins.
The chacma baboons, which live wild in the Cape peninsula, have been raiding people's homes for food and causing thousands of pounds in damage.
"People here are getting very angry," Dr Peter Kirsh said, as a baboon strutted along the street beneath his balcony.
"They get into the kitchens, they know where the fridge is, they open it and take everything, and then they defecate everywhere."
Dr Kirsch is just one of many victims of "baboon crime" in the Cape Peninsula.
"I put these bars on my windows," John Lourens says, gripping the metal. "But still, the next thing I knew I had a baboon in my living room."
The residents say the "invasions" happen almost daily and claim the baboons are aggressive as they search for food.
Hundreds have signed a petition demanding that the animals be moved to a nature reserve. Some have gone even further and shot at them.
The chacma baboons in the Cape are a protected species but, to the alarm of conservationists, at least twenty out of the population of 350 have been killed in the past two years.
"Tammy lost her leg because her femur was shattered by a bullet," Jenni Trethowan told me, pointing out a three legged female hopping through the Cape scrub with her tiny baby.
Ms Trethowan runs an organisation called Baboon Matters, which aims to educate people about the animals and reduce conflict.
She employs a team of monitors who try to herd the baboon troops out of the villages and into the mountains, where instead of dining on supermarket food they eat a more natural diet of berries and leaves.
She admits it doesn't always work but says that the residents should enjoy their visitors rather than harming them. "As humans we are privileged to be living alongside these animals," she said.
They are certainly entertaining.
Down by the roadside we saw a group of tourists being ambushed by one baboon as they stopped to admire him. The visitors had made the mistake of leaving their car unlocked and within seconds the big male had opened the door and was rooting around inside.
Great fun, but it's the tourists who feed the baboons who are blamed for most of the problems. And the residents aren't laughing any more.
- Everywhere you look nowadays...
South Africa's crime problem has taken a new twist.
A gang of baboons is being blamed for a series of break-ins.
The chacma baboons, which live wild in the Cape peninsula, have been raiding people's homes for food and causing thousands of pounds in damage.
"People here are getting very angry," Dr Peter Kirsh said, as a baboon strutted along the street beneath his balcony.
"They get into the kitchens, they know where the fridge is, they open it and take everything, and then they defecate everywhere."
Dr Kirsch is just one of many victims of "baboon crime" in the Cape Peninsula.
"I put these bars on my windows," John Lourens says, gripping the metal. "But still, the next thing I knew I had a baboon in my living room."
The residents say the "invasions" happen almost daily and claim the baboons are aggressive as they search for food.
Hundreds have signed a petition demanding that the animals be moved to a nature reserve. Some have gone even further and shot at them.
The chacma baboons in the Cape are a protected species but, to the alarm of conservationists, at least twenty out of the population of 350 have been killed in the past two years.
"Tammy lost her leg because her femur was shattered by a bullet," Jenni Trethowan told me, pointing out a three legged female hopping through the Cape scrub with her tiny baby.
Ms Trethowan runs an organisation called Baboon Matters, which aims to educate people about the animals and reduce conflict.
She employs a team of monitors who try to herd the baboon troops out of the villages and into the mountains, where instead of dining on supermarket food they eat a more natural diet of berries and leaves.
She admits it doesn't always work but says that the residents should enjoy their visitors rather than harming them. "As humans we are privileged to be living alongside these animals," she said.
They are certainly entertaining.
Down by the roadside we saw a group of tourists being ambushed by one baboon as they stopped to admire him. The visitors had made the mistake of leaving their car unlocked and within seconds the big male had opened the door and was rooting around inside.
Great fun, but it's the tourists who feed the baboons who are blamed for most of the problems. And the residents aren't laughing any more.
- Everywhere you look nowadays...
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Let me see... Living in the country i've had alottt of different creatures in the house, but never a Baboon.[;)] 0 -
I took class in automechanics with a guy nicknamed Baboon. We would take off and ride around in his Ford Falcon. Dan are any of these robbers kin to you?[:D] 0 -
Damm dirty apes........... 0 -
There's a Baboon in My Living Room too. He is married to my ex who took everything!!! Including the bills... Bwaaaahahahahaha!!!
Damn I love that critter, He's swell, well that is, for a baboon!!!0 -
I guess I've gotten to the point where I'm not too fond of most of our simian cousins.
Uninvited baboon would likely be expelled as a dead baboon. Don't know or care if he'd be "entertaining". I just know I wouldn't!0 -
The baboons we encountered in the Middle East were a pain in the butt. They would get into your stuff and take out food/soft drinks. One female soldier screamed at one and it bit her. 0 -
Yet another class of primates that are running amok in post-apartheid South Africa. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by nord
I guess I've gotten to the point where I'm not too fond of most of our simian cousins.
Uninvited baboon would likely be expelled as a dead baboon. Don't know or care if he'd be "entertaining". I just know I wouldn't!
They may be bad.. but not as bad as me with a 12 gauge and #1 buckshot0 -
quote:Originally posted by select-fire
quote:Originally posted by nord
I guess I've gotten to the point where I'm not too fond of most of our simian cousins.
Uninvited baboon would likely be expelled as a dead baboon. Don't know or care if he'd be "entertaining". I just know I wouldn't!
They may be bad.. but not as bad as me with a 12 gauge and #1 buckshot
+1. It's time for a depredation hunt.0 -
Here I thought this was a reference to the parody song "99 Dead Baboons", a parody on Nena's "99 Luftballons" of 1983. The parody starts, "99 dead baboons, sitting in my living room- not to functional it seems but quite a conversation piece" 0
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