Mythbusters say plausible at least for men
Subject: How to make a woman happy
"How to make a woman happy....."
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only
needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a computer specialist
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. aorganizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37 ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54.Never forget:birthdays, anniversaries,
arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked.
"How to make a woman happy....."
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only
needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a computer specialist
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. aorganizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37 ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54.Never forget:birthdays, anniversaries,
arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked.
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and bring beer. 0 -
and have big boobs. 0 -
The naked part works for me. Heh heh. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by nemesisenforcer
and have big boobs.
Or a nice butt. Depends on which end is up at the time.0 -
...MOST naked women make me happy...while others I'd pay good money for them to keep their clothes ON...Rosie the whale comes to mind...[;)] 
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Well there are different levels of happiness. Any one of the above would do it for me; having more then one, well that's just gravy. Oooh, gravy...that makes me happy! 0
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