How To Swim and Ride a Bike. - Joke!
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and
proceed to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"
"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's
my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you
use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do
either one."
proceed to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"
"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's
my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you
use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do
either one."
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I heard a variation on this. 4 boys are looking to go have fun. It's summer, they're about 8, 9 years old. They have $5 amongst them. They send one boy into a store to go buy something fun- chips, pop, a game, whatever. He comes out with a box of tampons. The others, downcrest, ask why those are fun? He replies, "I dunno, but I read the box, and it said, they stay in riding, biking, swimming, jogging... I figured, whatever they do, they must be fun!" 0
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