Hackers and virus writers punishment thread.
Ok, maybe I should go Mac because I hear they aren't plagued with virus'
like us PCer's.
But, I occassionally get a pc virus, and while taking care of it start
imagining all the incideous things that need be done to these virus
writers. Comparatively, today's imagined punishment was mild, since
it only took three hours to take care of (I think).
Today's thoughts: put the virus writer on a slightly raised, rotating
pedastal, arms raised overhead, and scantily clad.
Let all that have been infected, each have 60 shots with an old Daisy
bb gun, from 20ft. away - for each hour of productivity that the virus
cost them. Let's say you would only be given 1hr. to dole your given
shot allotment.
For today, that would give me 1hr. to shoot 180 shots from
the old Daisy.
This probably wouldn't cause death, but may teach lil johnny a lesson.
For repeat offenders, those infected would be given their choice of
bb or pellet guns.
Give them a week to lick their wounds, and let the next effectee have
their turn. With as many people that get hit, this offender could
look forward to this weekly, for the rest of their steenkin' life.
Of course this should be televised, so hackers would maybe get the
point.
If anyone would like to give their ideas for punishment, feel free.
Maybe at least some hackers will run across this, and think twice.[:D][:D]
like us PCer's.
But, I occassionally get a pc virus, and while taking care of it start
imagining all the incideous things that need be done to these virus
writers. Comparatively, today's imagined punishment was mild, since
it only took three hours to take care of (I think).
Today's thoughts: put the virus writer on a slightly raised, rotating
pedastal, arms raised overhead, and scantily clad.
Let all that have been infected, each have 60 shots with an old Daisy
bb gun, from 20ft. away - for each hour of productivity that the virus
cost them. Let's say you would only be given 1hr. to dole your given
shot allotment.
For today, that would give me 1hr. to shoot 180 shots from
the old Daisy.
This probably wouldn't cause death, but may teach lil johnny a lesson.
For repeat offenders, those infected would be given their choice of
bb or pellet guns.
Give them a week to lick their wounds, and let the next effectee have
their turn. With as many people that get hit, this offender could
look forward to this weekly, for the rest of their steenkin' life.
Of course this should be televised, so hackers would maybe get the
point.
If anyone would like to give their ideas for punishment, feel free.
Maybe at least some hackers will run across this, and think twice.[:D][:D]
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pre scan it and send it back titled "hello" haha 0 -
Castrate them with two bricks. It doesn't hurt, unless you get your thumbs between the bricks.[;)] 0 -
sounds good to me![:D] 0 -
Swimming lessons from 100 miles off the shore of Iceland. 0 -
MAC's get 'em too! MAC drivers just think they don't. It took me over a year and many thousands of dollars gone from their pockets to convince a client otherwise.
OH... Even worse, the MAC's are very adept at transmitting "guests" that don't directly affect them, but are written for MicroSoft systems.
It's a nasty world out there.0
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