Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow..
Al Bundy was way ahead of her on this one.
For he aways used One Ply didn't he?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/23/crow_masterplan/
If you object to logging.
TRY USING A PLASTIC TOILET PAPER
For he aways used One Ply didn't he?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/23/crow_masterplan/
If you object to logging.
TRY USING A PLASTIC TOILET PAPER
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sorry, I cannot spare a square. 0 -
Wipe? What's this wipe of which you speak? Is it some custom of the indigenous people of America? 0 -
No wonder Lance Armstrong moved on! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by sig232
No wonder Lance Armstrong moved on!
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Open your mouth less, Sheryl suggests Spanielsells. 0 -
That makes as much sense as not eating asparagus because we want to save the asparagus for future generations. Trees grow back, just like corn or any other crop. These people don't even need to do any hard research, they just need to talk (and listen) to a tree farmer. 0 -
That blog and article is utterly amazing to me. What is the link between a God given talent like singing and brain power? From the self absorbed nightmare lives these folks lead It is readily apparent they are dysfunctional nightmares from hell.
There is also a glaring truism developing in these times, the better the voice the DUMBER the voice owner is.
The music industry continues to see a decline in sales year after year. When you have the performers spouting politically based BS like this broad does it is no wonder sales are down. If Barbara Streisand or anybody of her ilk comes on a show. I TURN IT OFF! I sure as heck am not spending my money on Cheryl Crow records or any moron that thinks like her.0 -
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Just for her saying that I will make sure I wipe twice!
Useing new paper for both wipes of course![:D]0 -
The lady has a very wry sense of humor. Good tongue-in-cheek eco-advice.[:D] 0 -
Got just the thing for ole' Sheryl....
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And it's recycleable, too![:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by sig232
No wonder Lance Armstrong moved on!
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Have always loved the "If it saves just one tree...." types. Here is a news flash. Members of my family are TREE FARMERS. They planted those trees so they would grow, and be made into lumber. Along the way, the plantings get thinned out. THOSE are the trees made into paper. Sheryl should save oxygen for future generations by shutting he yap. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by jbc23060
Got just the thing for ole' Sheryl....
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And it's recycleable, too![:D]
Now thats funny![:D][:D]0 -
Why, back when I was a kid, we didn't have T-paper, we used corn cobs! Sometimes we had to dig through six feet of snow to get to them, usually on the way home from school .... you guessed it, six miles each way! 0 -
Made just for people like her..
You know the type...
People that have Crap coming out of both ends..0 -
quote:Originally posted by 320090T
Why, back when I was a kid, we didn't have T-paper, we used corn cobs! Sometimes we had to dig through six feet of snow to get to them, usually on the way home from school .... you guessed it, six miles each way!
You forgot "Up hill, in both directions!"[:D]0 -
she might like to try it the rag head way, one hand at a time. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by jbc23060
Got just the thing for ole' Sheryl....
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And it's recycleable, too![:D]
That looks like some of that European (especially Spanish) toilet paper. [:D]
quote:Originally posted by 320090T
Why, back when I was a kid, we didn't have T-paper, we used corn cobs! Sometimes we had to dig through six feet of snow to get to them, usually on the way home from school .... you guessed it, six miles each way!
Wasn't that six miles UP HILL both ways? [:D]0 -
All we are saying is give one piece a chance. 0 -
How about wiping my a ss WITH Sheryl Crow????
That seem like a perfect use for her and her ilk.[;)]0 -
Screw tree farms, it is forests we need and about 200,000,000,000 less people. 0 -
The population of Earth is about 6,500,000,000. You owe us a few people. 0 -
No new people for three generations. Then they can start having kids again. 0 -
The paper industry gets very little, if any, of their raw material from forests. Most pulpwood is immature, scrub or scrap and leftover pine. Pine which is suitable for lumber is much to valuable for pulpwood.
Most of the so-called rainforest, formerly known as jungle, which is being "lost" is being cleared for pasture and farmland. A lot of the timber is simply stacked and burned or just left to rot. It's not the need for lumber, but the need for land, which is causing the loss of the rainforest.
Most of the land which is cleared for pasture and farmland is abandoned within a few years because it is poorly suited for that purpose. Some claim that once a rainforest has been cleared, it is lost forever. It can never return. I'm not so sure I believe that. I know if I leave my yard alone for a couple of weeks, it tries very hard to return to jungle. There are places in Forsyth County, North Carolina where Old US-311 was paved with concrete. It was abandoned for New US-311, and in many places you couldn't find the pavement with a search warrant. There are some pretty places in Walker County, Alabama which used to be strip mines. Not "reclaimed" land. Just abandoned after the coal ran out. When left alone Mother Nature reclaims her own.0 -
Lance must not have ever taken her to Chipotle or Taco Bell .
Once my butt.....[}:)].
On another note , how does a blind person know their done ?
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quote:Originally posted by lt496
How about wiping my a ss WITH Sheryl Crow????
That seem like a perfect use for her and her ilk.[;)]
Now I LIKE this solution!
Especially if we get to flush 'em away after a single use.
Hell, if they *were* single use, I'd be stocking up on Ex-Lax.
To avoid waste, though, mikey moore and rosie o'pig would have to count as a week's supply.
lt, what a great idea!0 -
quote:Originally posted by Iconoclast
quote:Originally posted by lt496
How about wiping my a ss WITH Sheryl Crow????
That seem like a perfect use for her and her ilk.[;)]
Now I LIKE this solution!
Especially if we get to flush 'em away after a single use.
Hell, if they *were* single use, I'd be stocking up on Ex-Lax.
To avoid waste, though, mikey moore and rosie o'pig would have to count as a week's supply.
lt, what a great idea!
Thank you Sir. I thought it moderately profound and mildly amusing.[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
No new people for three generations. Then they can start having kids again.
Just curious, how can you have three generations without children?0 -
quote:Originally posted by jbc23060
quote:Originally posted by 320090T
Why, back when I was a kid, we didn't have T-paper, we used corn cobs! Sometimes we had to dig through six feet of snow to get to them, usually on the way home from school .... you guessed it, six miles each way!
You forgot "Up hill, in both directions!"[:D]
...had to wrap barbed wire around those bare feet for traction...
Back on topic, use three fingers. Mark a hundred and eleven on a tree.0
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