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The Female Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a beautiful
old bottle in the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a beautiful female
genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had! no health insurance.
God is good.
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....0 -
I'll bet many of you have already seen this, but I think it's worth revisiting:
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i watched this 3 times and i still laughed
http://www.wimp.com./doorprank/0 -
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Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051, when you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Promise! Keep going and press 4. Listen to the options...then press 7. If it is busy it is worth it to redial a few times--enjoy 0 -
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Being drunk in NJ is cheaper than speeding in Virginia. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
Being drunk in NJ is cheaper than speeding in Virginia.
And a lot more fun. Don0 -
You got that right. I have sat my wife down several times and told her to NEVER, EVER, EVER speed again. $1100 for 20 over is just brutal. 0
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