How About That! Another Miracle!!!!!
Reverend Ted Haggard, who engaged in homosexual activities, is now completely cured! This is a greater miracle than a young girl having a baby and not knowing who the father is!!!!
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On February 6, 2007, one of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for Haggard, Tim Ralph, stated that "(Haggard) is completely heterosexual."
He went on to state that the "earth is flat and that the moon is made of swiss cheese."[3] Unquote
And that's the truth. [}:)][}:)][}:)]
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On February 6, 2007, one of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for Haggard, Tim Ralph, stated that "(Haggard) is completely heterosexual."
He went on to state that the "earth is flat and that the moon is made of swiss cheese."[3] Unquote
And that's the truth. [}:)][}:)][}:)]
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quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
Reverend Ted Haggard, who engaged in homosexual activities, is now completely cured!
Only a complete idiot would believe that![}:)]0 -
That means he's ready for his next victom. 0 -
quote:How About That! Another Miracle!!!!!
At first I thought you were going to mention your BM today.[}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
quote:How About That! Another Miracle!!!!!
At first I thought you were going to mention your BM today.[}:)]
Now that's funny![:D]0 -
Gayness is genetic 0 -
Yeah, but at least they subjected him to the cure for an entire three weeks. Gotta respect that because if they had pulled it off in only one weekend it might appear staged and phony. (as if it doesn't already) 0 -
That is great that they cured the Reverend of his homo tendencies in just three weeks. I wonder, did they treat him cold turkey, or was it a gradual, stepped reduction to gradually reduce his inclination to hop into bed with the guys.
I wonder if they also cured his addiction to meth?0 -
When I read the Teddy was "cured", I had a very distinct vision of Benny Hinn run through my head.
Lord Love a Duck, that stuff is funny.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Gunz
[/quot]God loves you...no matter what, Then why did it once destroy the world and then promise to destroy it again with fire? That is some weird and sick kind of love you got going there.
You need to find another deity to worship--may I suggest the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Much more placid and loving.0 -
quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Gunz
[/quot]God loves you...no matter what, Then why did it once destroy the world and then promise to destroy it again with fire? That is some weird and sick kind of love you got going there.
You need to find another deity to worship--may I suggest the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Much more placid and loving.
Hey! Watch it! Even I, when I was young and out of control, when I got angry at things I sometimes destroyed them myself out of anger. Punch holes in the wall, throw mechanical things down and break them on purpose, take a hammer to them, etc.0 -
Went to the sam therapy that has cured so many catholic priests. 0 -
Now if they could only do something for Hairy's schizophrenia. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
may I suggest the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
That is one I haven't heard about.
Where can I find more information on this one? [:o)]0 -
Here you go: http://www.venganza.org/ 0 -
Thanks HAIRY.
While remarkably convincing, I hope you don't hold it against me, if I don't become a convert, at least not right away. Although, if I see some of that candy around, I just might try some. [:p]0 -
quote:Originally posted by pickenup
Thanks HAIRY.
While remarkably convincing, I hope you don't hold it against me, if I don't become a convert, at least not right away. Although, if I see some of that candy around, I just might try some. [:p]
Now, that makes sense, to think about converting. [:D][:D]0 -
so hairy, when are you going to be cured of your diseases ? 0 -
The sad part is that most of his "congregation" will buy this hook, line, and sinker and open up their wallets to fill Pastor Ted's collection plates. Organized religion is Man's oldest money-making scheme. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by RunForest
so hairy, when are you going to be cured of your diseases ?
Well, I am a recovering Christian. [}:)][}:)] How about you? Can they cure your foolishness yet?0
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