"seven-hundred-ten" (blonde joke)
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She apologized that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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I posted this about a year ago!
http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=216205&SearchTerms=710
It is a good one though![:D]0 -
I posted this about TEN years ago.
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I never posted this, Loko[:D] 0 -
I thought about posting it once, but didn't. 0 -
I dreamed about posting this, but when I woke up, I forgot what I had dreamed about. 0 -
Let us know if you ever have an original Idea. [V][V] 0
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