Skip to main content
Help Center Community Shop

Mexican Resturant

Reddot47
A Texas cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one serving per and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor...
sometimes the bull wins.
0

Comments

7 comments

Date Votes
  • MVP
    [8D][:D][:D]
    0
  • williamprynn
    Sorry but that joke SUCKS. I know, I know,
    It's all Bush's fault.
    0
  • MVP
    me and my brother were in Mexico and stopped at a roadside something or other that served food. This was out in the middle of a desert and looked more like a farm house and there was absolutly no one around except an old man and old lady. Brother ordered a bowl Vegetable soup and I ordered the chicken soup. Brother got a bowl of hot water with some cellery sticks and carrots in it sprinkled with saly and pepper. I got the exact same thing but with a fried checken leg in it. I think the glass of milk was from a goat they had tied to the back porch.
    0
  • Slow_Hand
    [:0][:0][:0] Oh, my!!!!

    Good one.[:D][:D][:D]
    0
  • matwor
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    me and my brother were in Mexico and stopped at a roadside something or other that served food. This was out in the middle of a desert and looked more like a farm house and there was absolutly no one around except an old man and old lady. Brother ordered a bowl Vegetable soup and I ordered the chicken soup. Brother got a bowl of hot water with some cellery sticks and carrots in it sprinkled with saly and pepper. I got the exact same thing but with a fried checken leg in it. I think the glass of milk was from a goat they had tied to the back porch.


    Well, you both did get what you ordered.
    0
  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D]
    0
  • HAIRY
    quote:Originally posted by williamprynn
    Sorry but that joke SUCKS. I know, I know,
    It's all Bush's fault.
    Well, you voted for him; get over it; he won.
    0

Please sign in to leave a comment.

Recent Activity

Didn’t find what you’re looking for?