Norwegian Ten Commandments...
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swede
And here are the Norwegian Ten Commandments:
I. Der's only one God, ya know.
II. Don't make that fish on yur mantle an idol.
III. Cussing ain't nice.
IV. Go to church even when yur up nort.
V. Honor yur folks.
VI. Don't kill. Catch and release.
VII. Der is only one Lena for every Ole. Don't cheat.
VIII. If it ain't yer lutefisk, don't take it.
IX. Don't be braggin 'bout how much snow ya shoveled.
X. Keep yur mind off yur neighbor's hotdish.
The young man from Bisbee came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Sven, somebody just stole your pickup truck from da parking lot!"
Sven replied, "Did you see who it waz?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"
swede
And here are the Norwegian Ten Commandments:
I. Der's only one God, ya know.
II. Don't make that fish on yur mantle an idol.
III. Cussing ain't nice.
IV. Go to church even when yur up nort.
V. Honor yur folks.
VI. Don't kill. Catch and release.
VII. Der is only one Lena for every Ole. Don't cheat.
VIII. If it ain't yer lutefisk, don't take it.
IX. Don't be braggin 'bout how much snow ya shoveled.
X. Keep yur mind off yur neighbor's hotdish.
The young man from Bisbee came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Sven, somebody just stole your pickup truck from da parking lot!"
Sven replied, "Did you see who it waz?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"
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[:D][:D]My wife is a Swede and you can bet I don't let her forget it either! 0 -
quote:I don't let her forget it either!
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Swede is good.0 -
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I don't let her forget it either!
Swede is good.
Me bein' Irish and all![:D][:D]0 -
You can tell a Norwegian...but you cant tell'em much.
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