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WOW.......Guinness record ... Imagine Waking Up

zipperzap
and finding these twins looking at you!

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[:D]
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  • longsantafe
    those are gross
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  • zipperzap
    oldlady.jpg

    Nice to see a young man who is sensitive towards the feelings of
    our senior citizen sisters![:D][}:)][:D]
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  • 300Win_Mag
    I just threw up a little in the back of my throat... [xx(]
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  • sig232
    Wow! When I feel insecure I like to nurse! Those would build any mans confidence level![:0][:0][;)]
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  • alledan
    Anymore than a handfull is a waste.
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  • phillip
    quote:Originally posted by 300Win_Mag
    I just threw up a little in the back of my throat... [xx(]


    Its not puke till it comes out.Same thing with the doo doo tube in the crawfish tail...It aint schit till it comes out.[:D]
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  • bobski
    wow is my wife gonna be mad to know she's been beat, barely.[;)]
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  • LOKO383
    do those qualify for US COAST GUARD approved life preservers,[}:)][:o)]
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  • Odawgp
    Sorry, but those are [xx(]
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  • Colonel Plink
    If I woke up and saw those lookinn' at me, I'd realize that seven and a half years of sobriety just got chucked down the toilet.

    And that my wife was gonna kick my ass when I got home.
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  • scrumpyjack
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    If I woke up and saw those lookinn' at me, I'd realize that seven and a half years of sobriety just got chucked down the toilet.

    And that my wife was gonna kick my ass when I got home.


    [:D]
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  • buschmaster
    you wouldn't see much else but those!
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  • zipperzap
    .. be kinda hard to climb over'em to meet the girl![:D]
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  • bamafan
    I'd like to get lost in those...
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  • 65gto389
    I thought guinness did not acknowledge those kind of achievements???
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  • zipperzap
    Really. I know they don't like 'life threatening' stunts.

    ... maybe if you tried unsnapping that halter of hers, it
    would then be considered 'life threatening!'

    ... since you could be killed if one fell on you!
    [:D]
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  • sarge_3ad
    I didn't know fake boobs counted. Not only are those gross, she be ugly too!
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  • 1911a1-fan
    how could you not feel like the midget in a freak porno?

    she has more issues than just breast, those show some serious insecurity issues, among other things, i bet her labia looks like a wizards robe[:D]
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  • dkb2003
    quote:Originally posted by alledan
    Anymore than a handfull is a waste.
    Ummmmmm,,,,YEAH NASTY
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  • spurgemastur
    I like a little more than a handful but on this case....

    yuk.
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  • MosinNagantDisciple
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  • zipperzap
    quote:spurgemastur:

    I like a little more than a handful but on this case....

    Did we have a little 'Freudian slip,' my friend???

    Come to think about it ... the word 'in' could be a
    bit awkward, too, depending how literal you are!
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Mr. Gunz
    Oh boy[:D]
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  • William81
    Nothing interesting there....Phoney..
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