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New Special Forces for Iraq,....................

Marc1301
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

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These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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  • joeaf1911a1
    Hey, why bother with a special group. The U.S. Army and the Marines
    have slots still open for wanabe fighters. However you risk return fire. Not like from washers and driers you shoot at. Actual firefights
    are are not good for one life span. I know.
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  • Marc1301
    It was a "joke",......obviously did not come off that way to you.
    I don't shoot at used appliances, nor am I a "redneck".
    Whatever!
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  • staind460
    MY God this is like the 10 or 15th time i have seen this . . . .
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  • lonesomedoug
    I have seen this way to many times as well but a different pic though. But it still is funny.
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  • ripley16
    It would be funnier if the guys head could be changed to John Kerry's head.[:D] He is after all a good ole boy, seasoned hunter, and decorated vietnam vet. Kerry could attack in three ways...negotiate, hunt or bore them them to death.
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  • acm1288
    I thought it was funny, and have not seen it before[:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301

    I don't shoot at used appliances, nor am I a "redneck".


    [;)]..right..sure...WVA born...its in ur blood brother..Loko [:o)]
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • watrulookinat
    That's purty funny Mark!![:D][:D]
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  • LesWVa
    Funny that they have to call on a few corn feed, deep coal mining Rednecks to do a job that 150,000 trained Military personal cant.


    Maybe you did not know..
    The Battle of Blair Mountain was the largest organized armed uprising in American labor history and led almost directly to the labor laws currently in effect in the United States of America.

    For nearly a week in late August and early September 1921, in Logan County, West Virginia, between 10,000 and 15,000 coal miners confronted state and federal troops in an effort to unionize the southwestern West Virginia mine counties.

    Unionization had succeeded elsewhere as part of a demographic boom that was triggered by the extension of the railroad and was characterized by unprecedented immigrant hiring and exploitation in the region.

    The battle was the final act in a series of violent clashes that have also been termed the Redneck War, from the color of bandannas worn by the miners around their necks for friend-or-foe identification...


    Proud of my REDNECK history and ancestors who fought on Blair Mountain.
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    It was a "joke",......obviously did not come off that way to you.
    I don't shoot at used appliances, nor am I a "redneck".
    Whatever!

    jumpy..aren't we...[;)][:o)][:o)]...Loko
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  • Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    It was a "joke",......obviously did not come off that way to you.
    I don't shoot at used appliances, nor am I a "redneck".
    Whatever!

    jumpy..aren't we...[;)][:o)][:o)]...Loko

    Oh, you're just jumping to get a response from me![:D]
    I saw your previous reply,......but chose to ignore it!
    I had never seen this, but obviously others have.
    Yes, Yes, Yes,.............I AM technically a "redneck" in more ways than one.
    I WAS born in WV, of which I am not ashamed![;)]
    Secondly, I am a true redneck, in the sense of where the term comes from.
    The skin discolorization that farmers, and such get, on the sides of their necks, from longterm sun exposure.
    I have that also,.......so yes, I am a true REDNECK![:D][:o)]
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  • LOKO383
    [;)][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][8D]..I knew that already..lol..Loko
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  • idsman75
    If you are in the Army or USMC today you are just a wannabe. If you were issued a 1911 then, by God, you were Sergeant Audie Murphy's twin brother. Give me a break.
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