Yet Another Joke!
Olaf & Sven were fishing in Minnesota one day when Sven
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a
light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy
Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere
dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my
Genie."
"You haff a Genie?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in
my tackle pox," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?" asked Sven. Olaf opens his
tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven
says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun
vish?"
To his delight, the genie agrees, and Sven asks the Genie for a million
bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting
there, waiting for his new wealth. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled
with the sound of a million ducks flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin' Yimminy;
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I
forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I
asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a
light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy
Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere
dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my
Genie."
"You haff a Genie?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in
my tackle pox," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?" asked Sven. Olaf opens his
tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven
says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun
vish?"
To his delight, the genie agrees, and Sven asks the Genie for a million
bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting
there, waiting for his new wealth. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled
with the sound of a million ducks flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin' Yimminy;
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I
forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I
asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
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