USMC Joke
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight-lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.[}:)]
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight-lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.[}:)]
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yep thats funny. 0 -
then the flight attendant turned around, gasped in horror, and said "Frank...??" ran over and smacked him with her shoe. 0 -
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master chief gunnery sergeant??? thats a new rank to me..[;)]
funny nonetheless0 -
quote:Originally posted by MN Hunter
master chief gunnery sergeant??? thats a new rank to me..[;)]
funny nonetheless
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quote:Originally posted by MN Hunter
master chief gunnery sergeant??? thats a new rank to me..[;)]
funny nonetheless
He was in the USAF first. [:D]
It should have read Master Gunnery Sargeant.0 -
Or the Navy, either one! [:D] 0
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