Mississippi ? JOKE
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
>>> >
>>> > A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down
>>> and engage in an animated
>>> > conversation.
>>> >
>>> > The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
>>> first, but her attention
>>>
>>> > is galvanized when she hears one of them say
>>> the following:
>>> >
>>> > "Emma come first.
>>> > Den I come.
>>> > Den two asses come together.
>>> > I come once-a-more!
>>> > Two asses, they come together again.
>>> > I come again and pee twice.
>>> > Then I come one lasta time."
>>> >
>>> > The lady can't take this any more,
>>> >
>>> > "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
>>> > she retorted indignantly.
>>> >
>>> > "In this country. we don't speak aloud in
>>> Public places about our sex
>>> > lives.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
>>> >
>>> > "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin'
>>> my frienda how to spell
>>> > 'Mississippi'."
>>> >
>>> > $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
>>> >
Bull[8D]
>>> >
>>> > A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down
>>> and engage in an animated
>>> > conversation.
>>> >
>>> > The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
>>> first, but her attention
>>>
>>> > is galvanized when she hears one of them say
>>> the following:
>>> >
>>> > "Emma come first.
>>> > Den I come.
>>> > Den two asses come together.
>>> > I come once-a-more!
>>> > Two asses, they come together again.
>>> > I come again and pee twice.
>>> > Then I come one lasta time."
>>> >
>>> > The lady can't take this any more,
>>> >
>>> > "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
>>> > she retorted indignantly.
>>> >
>>> > "In this country. we don't speak aloud in
>>> Public places about our sex
>>> > lives.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
>>> >
>>> > "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin'
>>> my frienda how to spell
>>> > 'Mississippi'."
>>> >
>>> > $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
>>> >
Bull[8D]
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[:D] Try a real old one about spelling Chicago: CHIcken in the CAr and the car won't GO, that's how you spell Chicago! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kimi
[:D] Try a real old one about spelling Chicago: Chicken on the car and the car won't go, that's how you spell Chicago!
Yeah that helps. I would have tried cotcatcwg.0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
quote:Originally posted by kimi
[:D] Try a real old one about spelling Chicago: Chicken on the car and the car won't go, that's how you spell Chicago!
Yeah that helps. I would have tried cotcatcwg.
It's an old rhyme He Dog, don't shoot the messenger!0 -
Here's another old rhyme having to do with how to spell Mississippi:
MI crooked letter crooked letter I, crooked letter crooked letter I, humpback humpback I. [:D]0
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