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  • Permanently deleted user
    There are those in here who have met myself and Classic and they know right off the bat that my description of the perfect man for me is



    Classic095....
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  • pabooger
    Yeah and your both blind as a bat!!![;)][;)][;)][:D][:D]
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  • soop
    Better duck P booger
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  • Spider7115
    I'm willing to be whatever Bigbootygirl wants me to be! [:p]
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  • pabooger
    I winked!!!![:D][:D][:D]
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  • Queen of Swords
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    "He knows his limitations. "

    Hmmmm.

    Doug


    I mean, he knows I will, within reason, do exactly as I wish to, and to no push the issue. Non-controlling.

    Yeah, I pretty much described rcrx to a tee, too.
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  • Cubslover
    You can all say it, it's ok.

    I am the perfect man.

    All 6' 210lbs of me.

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  • Blade Slinger
    Hit my nail on the head>>>>>>>PHONE# 543-617-6969



    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    Now since I asked, I will tell you my "ideal" man...

    Must be able to make me laugh, good sense of humor is a must...

    NOt a chauvinist, or just a wee bit of one....

    Bout 6 feet or over...

    Long hair, facial hair is nice but not a necessity...

    Intelligent..see me as an equal...

    Must be older...and that one is a def must..older men are so damn sexy...they dont have to prove a thing, its already there...
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  • wallie
    Too tacky.
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  • wallie
    quote:Originally posted by wallie
    Too tacky.

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  • fishkiller41
    HAYYyy that Bee needs a BOW-TIE, and some sort of "cannon"[:D]

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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by rogue_rob
    allow ME to show you what the "ideal man" looks like...


    just graduated air assault course as a crusty old E7

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    Congrats on the "Dope on a rope" badge old man![;)][:D][8D]
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  • slammed89swb
    poop, I'M SIGNED IN ON THE WRONG NAME
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    OK, Smart, thoughtful, and.
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    gun! [:D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
    OK, Smart, thoughtful, and.
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    There you have it folks...the answer to the age old question. Size does matter...never buy a pair of shoes that are too big...or too small for that matter.[:D][:X][;)]
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  • Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
    OK, Smart, thoughtful, and.
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    gun! [:D]

    Damn it. Wallie wins. [:(!]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    PA: I have always heard that love is blind...[:p]
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  • Queen of Swords
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    PA: I have always heard that love is blind...[:p]


    Pa ain't exactly Brad Pitt himself, either, BR.....[;)]
    Plus, he adopted Mike. What does that tell you?
    Love isn't just blind, but deaf and, dumb as well....[:D]
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  • pabooger
    Yeah but look who's living with him now!!!! [:)][:D]
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  • Queen of Swords
    Hey, he wooed me with food, what can I say?[:D]
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  • pabooger
    And you fell for a snack!!!!!![:p][:D][:D][:D]
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  • Queen of Swords
    What can I say? I always fell for a man who "cooks."[}:)][:D]
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  • MVP
    Here is what I want Blackroses
    I am a simple man[8D][:o)]

    I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
    I want a girl who knows what's best
    I want a girl with shoes that cut
    And eyes that burn like cigarettes
    I want a girl with the right allocation
    Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
    She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
    She's touring the facility and picking up slack
    I want a girl with a short skirt,
    And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

    I want a girl who gets up early
    I want a girl who stays up late
    I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
    Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape
    With fingernails that shine like justice
    And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
    She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
    She's touring the facility and picking up slack
    I want a girl with a short skirt,
    And a long, long jacket

    Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

    I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
    I want a girl with good dividends
    At citi bank we will meet accidentally
    We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
    She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
    She wants a car that will get her there
    She's changing her name from kiddy to karen
    She's trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron
    I want a girl with a short skirt,
    And a
    Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
    Jacket

    Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
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  • divebomb
    what you want is cake mvp
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  • oldemagics
    quote:BlackRoses
    Now since I asked, I will tell you my "ideal" man...

    Must be able to make me laugh, good sense of humor is a must...

    NOt a chauvinist, or just a wee bit of one....

    Bout 6 feet or over...

    Long hair, facial hair is nice but not a necessity...

    Intelligent..see me as an equal...

    Must be older...and that one is a def must..older men are so damn sexy...they dont have to prove a thing, its already there...

    quote:Hobbitgal
    Height 5'5" - 5'10", smooth chest and back, light to med. build. No redheads, slight wave in hair.

    Manual dexterity a plus.

    Smart enough to know when he's wrong.
    Smart enough to know we are wired different.
    In other words, pretty darn smart!

    Likes to eat, but won't Pork out.

    Most important - Loves me for me!

    quote:rcrxs old lady
    Six foot or plus. Broad of shoulder, lean of flank.
    Bedroom eyes. Preferably blue or grey. Hair, doesn't matter. Could be bald for all I care.
    Musculature notwithstanding, he should look like he works for a living.
    Intelligence is important. I want someone who can challenge me, not pander to me, and who sees me as an equal. He knows his limitations.

    seems all you gals are looking for just about the same guy!
    no wonder the wife thinks EVERY gal around is trying to steal me away! lol
    dont think any worries as age and destruction of body on the job are takeing their toll, so i will share...

    5'113/4", vary between 185-195 lbs depending on time of year. gain a bit in cold weather
    within a couple years of the big 50,
    life long mechanic of different types, (she was ready to try to destroy every copy of some gals mag when they did a survey on "best lover-occupation" lol
    beard/long hair in winter just as insulation (i work outside most of the time) cut it nearly all off come spring but the lip cover is year round
    can still wear a vested suit i have had since 1976!
    after several accidents where i was told would
    1 never walk again
    2 never lift more than light (under 20 lbs) weight items
    3 would never walk without assistance (cane etc.) again
    i am back lifting over 200 lbs, rideing the bike and skiing!!
    dont give up! and the proof is haveing celabrated our 26 anniversary this year!!!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I still think its a tad strange why so many guys answered this thread....
    Nosy?...Of course they are....*LOL
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  • MVP
    quote:Originally posted by BlackRoses
    I still think its a tad strange why so many guys answered this thread....
    Nosy?...Of course they are....*LOL

    I tried my hardest to hijack it. I thought thats what we are supposed to do to all GB threads.
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  • use enough gun
    quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
    OK, Smart, thoughtful, and.
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    Well I've got a 45/120 with a 30" barrel. But please ladies...... I'm already taken! Dave[:D]
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    The perfect man is gentle
    Never cruel or mean
    He has a beautiful smile
    And keeps his face so clean.

    The perfect man likes children
    And will raise them by your side,
    He will be a good father
    As well as a good husband to his bride.

    The perfect man loves cooking -
    Cleaning and vacuuming too,
    He'll do anything in his power
    To convey his feelings of love to you.

    The perfect man is sweet,
    Writing poetry from your name,
    He's a best friend to your mother
    And kisses away your pain

    He has never made you cry
    Nor hurt you in any way .
    Oh, the hell with this stupid poem,
    The perfect man is gay !
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